Chuck & Buck (2000)

Paul Weitz: Sam

Quotes 

• Sam : Now, uh, would we be playing it like little kids like, uh like, like "La-la-la. I'm a little kid."

  Beverly Franco : Well, you wouldn't be playing it like a little retarded kid, but yes, you would be acting youthful.

• Sam : I wonder what her twat looks like. You ever wonder that? 'Cause like sometimes she'll be talkin' to me and all I can think is "What's your twat look like? Why don't you show it to me you fuckin' bitch?"... Yeah I'm twisted. I got problems. I know I do.