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Once again, another movie, but same plot, same things that happen, same old same old. They go to a different country where they meet new guys, see new places, and shop. It's no telling it's pretty easy to say how the movie is going to end and what happens. I really like Mk and A, I really do. I love them in fact. I think they bring this 'cute' and really cool thing to all their movies, sometimes even making their characters seem perfect. We don't fall for the things their feeling, and we don't believe their problems are actual problems. The way they solve their problems are so... clear and predictable. Maybe they should create some twist or turn? Once again, saying it is a cute movie, but to make it into a movie considered awesome? Needs more thought.
This movie is deliciously cheesy, and undoubtedly a childhood favorite. If you're looking for a "quality" film, you obviously won't find it here-- but that's the whole point of Mary-Kate and Ashley's movies. They aren't really meant to be quality. They're meant to ooze a sort of hokey charm that you can't help but roll your eyes at. They aren't meant to be taken seriously, and obviously the general population takes itself too seriously to see that.
"Passport to Paris" is chock-full of poorly written dialogue, cheesy editing, and a ridiculous plot-- which I can say all only continue to contribute to its hilarity.
It isn't meant to be a prestigious indie film, so why treat it as such? If you have the guts to stop being a self-titled "film aficionado" for 90 minutes or so, I suggest that you lay your pride aside and let yourself chuckle at the "so-bad-it's-good" essence that encompasses this movie.
"Passport to Paris" is chock-full of poorly written dialogue, cheesy editing, and a ridiculous plot-- which I can say all only continue to contribute to its hilarity.
It isn't meant to be a prestigious indie film, so why treat it as such? If you have the guts to stop being a self-titled "film aficionado" for 90 minutes or so, I suggest that you lay your pride aside and let yourself chuckle at the "so-bad-it's-good" essence that encompasses this movie.
- angrybunhead
- Apr 8, 2010
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Well, first off, the twins are exactly the same. there is no one is girly and one is tomboy (Ashley is taller than Mary-Kate though) and their boyfriends aren't even French, so that is bad because they are faking the accents. Lamo. It is also not that bad, not their best. I am A big Mary-Kate and Ashley fan, don't get me wrong. the storyline is OK and it is funny to watch. it is not the type of movie that you would watch over and over again. But hey, when they made this movie they were still new at the whole making their own movie thing. The girls also act like they are older then 13. but if you are a young viewer this is a good movie. Not so good if you are older than 13 unless you are a parent watching a movie with your kids. then it's OK. Good luck MK+A with your future movies!
- liby_and_kabiya
- Dec 8, 2004
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An average dialog for a pre-teen/teen movie. Nothing objectionable for younger kids who like Mary Kate and Ashley. It is good to know there are movies that don't have violence (Disney) that are entertaining too. Families can enjoy watching this movie together. Not a thinking movie, just a well done movie for the target audience.
It doesn't get too deep into lessons of life, but shows how older people can stop and remember what it is like to be young and adventurous again and enjoy life to the fullest.
It doesn't get too deep into lessons of life, but shows how older people can stop and remember what it is like to be young and adventurous again and enjoy life to the fullest.
this is horrible film. it is past dumb. first, the only thing the twins care about is how they look and what boys like them. they are in 7th grade. not to say i am a prude or anything but it sends the wrong message to girls of all ages. being pretty and popular is not everything. but that is what the twins make it out to be. The plot is even worse. the girl's grandpa just happens to be the ambasitor(sp?) to France. He has a co-worker take the girls around paris and they meet two "cute french boys" with motorcycles. they sneek out to meet the boys start to really like them ETC.....they meet a supermodel in process and go around paris with total strangers they think are cute. need i say more? this movie may be cute to 8&9 year olds. the twins play ditsy losers that want boyfriends. it makes sends the wrong idea to girls. the film itself is not great either. i don't recomend this to anyone. i give passport to paris 2/10
- wonderangela
- Dec 23, 1999
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OK I watched this movie. Someone needs to kick me. WHY must the Olsen twins insist on subjecting the world to this putrid torture? This was another movie of watching the Olsen twins travel to an exotic location, meet some cute guys,look pretty and have everyone drooling over them.the direction,the plot development,ugh the acting. i don't know about the U.S., but in my country it is considered extremely stupid to hop onto the bike of a guy u met like,10 minutes back. though i'm now convinced that these girls will never learn to act, i really hope that one day we'll get to watch a movie with an original,even slightly plausible plot.
- treehuggingnut
- Dec 1, 2005
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Just what the world needed-another superficial cookie-cutter Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen movie. This movie gives out horrible messages to girls everywhere, complete with stereotypical "junior high" experience. They make learning anything at all seem completely taboo. I can't stand the fake French accents, or those guys on the mopeds racing around who eventually "fall" for the twins. Why am I putting everything in parenthesis? Because its all stereotyped. The twins even complain about not having a stereotypical grandfather. They should be happy they even have a grandfather at all. How does this fit the Mary-Kate/Ashley mold? This one has them fixing up a single guy who (gasp!!) ISN'T THEIR FATHER!!!!! Yes, folks, they actually have a mother who appears for all of five seconds. I haven't even sat through thirty minutes of this and I can already tell how it will end up. This movie is so pitiful, it makes Miss USA seem like an academic bowl. Really.
Everyone knows that the Olsen twin movies from 1999 and on have had one basic plot: the girls go to a touristy foreign country, meet two hot guys, kiss them a couple of times, wear great fashions, have 'exciting adventures', and then go home after a couple of weeks.
Well, this is one of their better ones.
When I was little I loved Mary - Kate and Ashley, so of course I saw this movie. Basically, two twin girls named Mel and Ally Porter go to France to stay with their grandfather with their parents hoping that they'll pick up a little culture. After the first few days the girls almost get hit by those two 'hot Perisian boys', meet a supermodel, and manage to effect the way things are going on in their grandfather's house.
While Mary - Kate and Ashley's acting is so - so, the real talent comes from the other cast members. Brocker Way is excellent as Jean, Ashley's interest throughout the movie. Yvonne Scio and Matt Winston are also funny as Brigitte (the supermodel) and Jeremy, the man assigned by their grandfather to watch the girls.
It may be stupid, but if you've got nothing better to watch on the weekend then I suggest you give it a try.
Well, this is one of their better ones.
When I was little I loved Mary - Kate and Ashley, so of course I saw this movie. Basically, two twin girls named Mel and Ally Porter go to France to stay with their grandfather with their parents hoping that they'll pick up a little culture. After the first few days the girls almost get hit by those two 'hot Perisian boys', meet a supermodel, and manage to effect the way things are going on in their grandfather's house.
While Mary - Kate and Ashley's acting is so - so, the real talent comes from the other cast members. Brocker Way is excellent as Jean, Ashley's interest throughout the movie. Yvonne Scio and Matt Winston are also funny as Brigitte (the supermodel) and Jeremy, the man assigned by their grandfather to watch the girls.
It may be stupid, but if you've got nothing better to watch on the weekend then I suggest you give it a try.
- AngusYoungBinge
- Jan 14, 2006
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This movie sucks so bad. Its funny to see what a poor story this has, where two pea-brained American twins who know about nothing outside their school can come to another continent, and do unimaginable things there. Its just so stupid and so bizarre. How can they just find two French guys, hit on them and in the end kiss them, not knowing anything about them? More realistic would have been having the guys take them away and rape them, which could have easily happened in such a situation. As for the bit where they make the French President drink 'bad water', that was just lame. I don't think he would have been too pleased in real life. Everything worked out too easily for the girls, and they could have been in real trouble many times in the movie, if it at all depicted real life.
My Rating : 0 / 10
My Rating : 0 / 10
- nikhil_johri
- Dec 11, 2003
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I honestly do think this is one of Mary Kate and Ashley's better outings, along with New York Minute and I am 17. All the rest are predictable and not as entertaining. The two twins are very cute as Allyson and Melanie. The plot consists of Allyson and Melanie going on holiday to Paris to stay with their grandfather, played respectively by Peter White, and he doesn't take any notice of them. I will admit that the plot is very predictable, especially with the inclusion of the two boys, as that is in almost every Mary Kate and Ashley movie. The script was sometimes funny, with the character of Brigette pointing out the girls' mistakes with french, but at other times it was over-familiar. It also starts a bit slow, however the film is nicely performed, I liked the characters of Brigette and Jeremy, has a fun soundtrack and some very funny gag reels in the end credits. All in all, a sweet but predictable movie. 7/10 Bethany Cox.
- TheLittleSongbird
- May 20, 2009
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Oh yes, I admit I have made myself guilty of the crime of seeing this piece of trash. I can't say I was forced by aliens who pointed a gun at my head, tied me to a chair and made it impossible for me to close my eyes and then turned this awful excuse for a movie on. No I did it with free will. I deliberately tortured myself. Let's go through the fact here folks. - The acting is an insult to humanity. - The plot (if it exists) is ridiculous. - The character development is horrendous - The characters that appear in the movie are so clichéd you would
recognize them in your average comic book. - The editing is sloppy and unimaginative. - The camera-work is low key. - The dialogue is simply the worst in cinematic history. - The directing: well let's say, I bet it wasn't Hitchcock.
Then to add to these facts, there was absolutely no talent involved wath so ever. The director must be smoking crack now to forgive himself for inflicting this poison to the world.
Bottom line: Passport to Paris is one of the worst movies ever made. PERMANENT!
recognize them in your average comic book. - The editing is sloppy and unimaginative. - The camera-work is low key. - The dialogue is simply the worst in cinematic history. - The directing: well let's say, I bet it wasn't Hitchcock.
Then to add to these facts, there was absolutely no talent involved wath so ever. The director must be smoking crack now to forgive himself for inflicting this poison to the world.
Bottom line: Passport to Paris is one of the worst movies ever made. PERMANENT!
- i_munch_on_dinos
- Dec 15, 2007
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I'm in the midst of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movie marathon and I quite liked this one. But someone tell me what in god's name was the main conflict of the story? Who cares. And I quite liked the terribly fake french accents and the fact that they tried on their outfits outside of the store.
- ryantnjohnson
- Jan 12, 2020
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the boys were the most appealing things in the entire movie. the girls were lame and pathetic, i mean, how can they own their own clothing line, dolls, movies, producing studios, and not smell this bomb from far away? in order to gain some sort of responsibility, which i dont really see the sense in the punishment..., they are sent to paris, far far far away from home to live with the so-called strict grandfather who holds an important standing with paris. i cant really remember what he was, so who really cares? the detail doesnt help, the girls are sent to paris to learn something.. so what exactly do they learn when they meet two french boys and are able to manipulate the guy that supposed to watch them so they can meet these guys on scooters? the typical pre-teen movie, having all pre-teens wishing to misbehave and be able to afford the trip to paris or some far away country away from parents? i dont really like the olsens anyways, they never could really shake off the image of michelle, on full house... in case you didnt see that, then you were lucky from the start. (F F-)
- emilie8605
- Dec 15, 2003
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- Dec 22, 2006
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- lisafordeay
- Jan 4, 2023
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I was once a big Olsen fan. I received this movie when I was six and watched it almost nonstop until I was nine. Then it lay on my shelf gathering dust until yesterday. I was left speechless.
Mary-Kate and Ashley play Allie and Mel, two twelve year olds who are sent to spend Spring Break in Paris with their ambassador grandfather. Along the way, they meet, as one might expect, two cute French boys who show them the more fun side to Paris. I guess the two boys were okay, fake French accents aside.
The plot is predictable and the humour is shallow and corny. Mary-Kate and Ashley play two shallow girls with too much make up on their face.
Don't watch this movie if you're not into the Olsen twins or family movies.
Mary-Kate and Ashley play Allie and Mel, two twelve year olds who are sent to spend Spring Break in Paris with their ambassador grandfather. Along the way, they meet, as one might expect, two cute French boys who show them the more fun side to Paris. I guess the two boys were okay, fake French accents aside.
The plot is predictable and the humour is shallow and corny. Mary-Kate and Ashley play two shallow girls with too much make up on their face.
Don't watch this movie if you're not into the Olsen twins or family movies.
- reddishHUE
- Feb 13, 2007
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This movie is pretty predictable nuff said....from the delayed kissing scene to the inevitable coming around of grandpa...this is a great movie for the 10-12 age group but beyond that it has no market..i give it 4/10 only because it achieved exactly what it set out to do and nothing more.
- drugstorecowboy-1
- Jul 14, 2000
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i thought that this was a great movie and i especially loved the two cute french boys. it was a great movie about the life of two teenage girls and their experiences with love. i would watch it again any time!!!!
- jersysprncss4eva
- Feb 4, 2002
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Now, I grew up watching "Full House" on TV, so of course I am familiar with Mary-Kate and Ashley, and do know they also made movies after the TV series. But I never did get around to really watch them. So as I had the opportunity to watch the 1999 movie "Passport to Paris" here in 2024, I opted to do so.
Sure, I wasn't really harboring the biggest of expectations to the movie, given the fact that it is a movie for a young adult audience, as most likely also a female audience. Regardless, I still gave the movie a fair chance.
Writers Elizabeth Kruger and Craig Shapiro deliver what you would expect from a movie with such a premise. So I guess it was a good accomplishment. And I can easily see how a young female audience could more thoroughly enjoy this movie more than I did. Cheesy, campy and predictable, exactly the recipe for a young adult family comedy.
Aside from Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen, I was only familiar with Matt Winston, Matt McCoy and Yvonne Sciò on the cast list. I will say that the acting performances in the movie were actually fair.
The acquired fake French accents portrayed in the movie, especially by the two young male actors, were pretty cringeworthy and very stereotypical.
My rating of director Alan Metter's 1999 movie "Passport to Paris" lands on a five out of ten stars.
Sure, I wasn't really harboring the biggest of expectations to the movie, given the fact that it is a movie for a young adult audience, as most likely also a female audience. Regardless, I still gave the movie a fair chance.
Writers Elizabeth Kruger and Craig Shapiro deliver what you would expect from a movie with such a premise. So I guess it was a good accomplishment. And I can easily see how a young female audience could more thoroughly enjoy this movie more than I did. Cheesy, campy and predictable, exactly the recipe for a young adult family comedy.
Aside from Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen, I was only familiar with Matt Winston, Matt McCoy and Yvonne Sciò on the cast list. I will say that the acting performances in the movie were actually fair.
The acquired fake French accents portrayed in the movie, especially by the two young male actors, were pretty cringeworthy and very stereotypical.
My rating of director Alan Metter's 1999 movie "Passport to Paris" lands on a five out of ten stars.
- paul_haakonsen
- Aug 7, 2024
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