James Costa: Kevin Cole
Quotes
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[Laying on the ground as a woman passes by]
Kevin Cole : Her dress is so short, you can see her clint.
Brian : What?
Kevin Cole : Her clint, it's in her pussy.
Howie : You mean "clit."
Kevin Cole : Fuck you, I mean like... clintasaurus.
Howie : It's clitoris, you fuckin' idiot.
Kevin Cole : It's a CLINT.
Brian : Yeah, like you can see Clint Eastwood in her pussy.
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[Flipping through a magazine]
Kevin Cole : Hey-hey, it's Captain Kirk. Ever see that old Star Trek show where there's a bad Captain Kirk and a good one? And Spock, and Dr. Phones...
Brian : You mean "Bones"?
Kevin Cole : What? It's Phones McCoy.
Brian : "Bones" is a nickname for doctor, idiot.
Kevin Cole : No, it's like get the doctor on the phone, like house calls.
Brian : It's BONES.
Kevin Cole : It's Phones.
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Gary : I think he's trying to say it's not politically correct to fuck your sister.
Kevin Cole : We're not even old enough to *vote*, so that's a stupid joke Blitzer.
