- Sid Justice: See we got a saying and it goes like this, "Do unto the man as he would do unto you. But do it first."
- [Ric Flair is making his entrance for his WWF Heavyweight Title Defense]
- Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: You know, if you want to be fair to Flair, you gotta be fair and say that's a heckuva robe. For only a man as fair as Flair can...
- [gets interrupted]
- Gorilla Monsoon: WILL YOU STOP!
- [Tito Santana arrives as Reba McEntire leaves the ring]
- Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: Boy, can Tito's sister belt one out!
- Gorilla Monsoon: Will you stop?
- Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: That's Arriba McEntire!
- Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: I'm Indiana's favorite Bobby.
- Gorilla Monsoon: You couldn't even carry Bobby Knight's towel.
- Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: Who?
- Ric Flair: [after WWF Heavyweight Title Match] And like I said before Savage, might not be tomorrow, it might be the day after. But I'm gonna beat you, and I'm gonna beat you bad, and every time I see your old lady, I'm gonna kiss her on those moist, wet lips. WOO!
- Sgt. Slaughter: Atten-hut! Here we are at WrestleMania 8. Nasty Boys, you better get ready to be slaughterized. And you, Mountie, check which end of the horse you ride in on 'cause we know which end of the ring you're going out on. And Repo Man, you want something of ours, come in the ring and get it.
- The Big Boss Man: Judgment Day is at hand! Eat your last meal! Say goodbye to all your friends! 'Cause you're about to serve nothin' but hard time.
- Virgil: Repo Man, Mountie, the Nasty Boys...
- [point to his nose guard]
- Virgil: My nose is well protected. But who in the world will protect your noses?
- 'Hacksaw' Jim Duggan: Yeah, folks, at this WrestleMania, you've seen some great wrestlin'. But if you wanna see a fight, if you wanna see a rumble, you watch that eight man tag! There's not gonna be no takedowns. There's not gonna be no go-behinds. It's gonna be a fight. And I'll let you in on our strategy: Attack! Attack! Attack!
- [the team gives a thumbs up in unison]
- Sgt. Slaughter, The Big Boss Man, Virgil, 'Hacksaw' Jim Duggan: Hooo!