- [describing the werewolf in human form to the police]
- Jimmy Myers: I - I don't know... what a - about 5 foot 10...
- Ellie: [cutting Jimmy Meyers off] She's got a bony ass... and fat thighs... and ugly skin.
- [the werewolf breaks through a window, roaring, and gives Ellie the finger]
- Bo: [Jimmy's mutated dog has just chased Bo and Jimmy and damaged Bo's car] What the fuck was that?
- Jimmy Myers: My dog.
- Bo: What kinda dog do you have?
- Joanie: I'm not going to kill her. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her.
- Jimmy Myers: No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed!
- Bo: I know it must feel like that sometimes...
- Jimmy Myers: No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!
- Jake: I don't want you to worry about your brother. After all there is only one alpha-male. And I really think we should put the poor kid outta his misery, don't you?
- Jimmy Myers: [holding wrestling opponent high in air] You know what the best thing about being a fairy is, right? You get to fly.
- Becky: [Zela has just told Becky and Jenny they're in danger] You can't tell people this shit! Lay off the crack pipe.
- Jake: [walking Ellie through her transformation] It's okay, Ellie, it's okay. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
- Jimmy Myers: [trying to annoy Bo, who keeps provoking him] You're really becoming transparent. How about a little identity intervention, okay? 'Cause all this internalized homophobia's giving you away.
- Jimmy Myers: No, you don't understand. I'm a werewolf, I have an unnatural sexual allure.
- Bo: [rolls eyes sarcastically and scoffs] Yeah, I know.
- Jimmy Myers: [speaking to Bo who just "came out" to him, and admitted his crush on Jimmy] Good for you. Yay... go gay! But, um, unfortunately I got my own shit to deal with so... I'll see you later.
- Jimmy Myers: [as Jimmy closes door in his face] Jimmy... wait, Jimmy.
- Joanie: [Jimmy has just asked to fight one-one-one with Joanie, but Joanie sends him flying] Fair fight? This is Hollywood!
- Jimmy Myers: [calming Becky down, who's tucked upside down in her car] Just stay still.
- Becky: [shouting] You try and having your car rolled down a mountain and staying fucking still!
- Bo: Hey, I know you. You're from PE.
- Brooke: His name is Billy.
- Jimmy Myers: Ah, its, uh, Jimmy.
- Bo: You're the dodgeball crotch target! You should really wear a cup.
- Brooke: Stop it, Bo. Okay?
- Bo: I'm just lookin' out for him. He can't help it. Every school's got one; the derogatory hit-geek on his way to Fagtown.
- Jimmy Myers: Look, uh, I-I'm not gay.
- Bo: Oh, bummer. You mean you're just an ass-wimp-wad for no reason?
- Jimmy Myers: [nods reluctantly] ... Y-yeah.
- Bo: Ha, that sucks.
- [starts to turn away. turns back quickly]
- Bo: BOO!
- [Jimmy jumps]
- Jake: The only way you can break the curse is by killing the one who started it all and that's me. I'm not ready to die just yet.
- Jake: Where is that brother of yours anyway? Now where could he be...in the basement? These heightened senses are a kick huh?