L'Âge de glace (2002)
Denis Leary: Diego
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Quotes
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Diego : I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
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Diego : Save your breath, Sid. You know humans can't talk.
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[Sid is drawing a sloth with chalk]
Diego : What are you doing?
Sid : I'm putting sloths on the map.
Manfred : Why don't you make him more realistic and draw him lying down?
Diego : And make him rounder.
[Manfred draws a pot-belly on Sid's drawing]
Diego : Perfect.
Sid : Ha, ha. I forgot how to laugh.
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Manfred : Here's your little bundle of joy. We're returning it to the humans.
Sid : Awww, the big bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. Poor Tigey-Wigey.
Manfred : Sid, Tigey-Wigey's gonna lead the way.
Sid : Uh, Manny, can I-can I-can I talk to you for a second?
Manfred : [passing] No. The sooner we get to Glacier Pass, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Droolface. And the baby, too.
Diego : You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back... 'cause I'll be chewing on it.
Manfred : Hey, über-tracker. Up front where I can see you.
Sid : ...Help me.
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Soto : Just you look at the cute little baby, Diego. Isn't it nice that he'll be joining us for breakfast?
Diego : It wouldn't be breakfast without him.
Soto : Especially after his daddy wiped out half our pack. And wears our skin to keep warm. An eye for an eye, don't you think?
Diego : We'll teach that human what happens when he messes with sabers.
Soto : Alert the troops. We attack at dawn. And Diego: bring me the baby, alive. If I'm going to enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh.
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Manfred : Sid, the tiger found a shortcut.
[Sid looks up at the mountain they will have to climb]
Sid : No thanks, I choose life.
Diego : [glaring at him where he stands so Sid almost runs into him when turning] Then I suggest you take the shortcut.
Sid : Are you threatening me?
Diego : [in a shout that echoes] *MOVE*, SLOTH!
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Diego : At the bottom of Half Peak... there's an ambush, waiting for you.
Sid : What?
Manfred : What do you mean ambush?
[Beat]
Manfred : You set us up.
Diego : It was my job. I was supposed to get the baby, but then...
Manfred : You brought us home - for dinner!
Sid : That's it. You're out of the herd!
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[Morning arrives, Manny wakes up and feels for the baby in his trunk, only to discover that the Baby is gone. He stomps over to the sleeping Diego who wakes up with a start]
Manny : WHERE'S THE BABY?
Diego : You lost it?
[They look at each and notice Sid is not there]
[Scene shows Sid with the baby in a jacuzzi like mud hot spring; using the baby as a 'chick magnet' to attract two female sloths]
Rachel : Oh, he's lovely. Positively adorable!
Jennifer : [baby-talking to the baby] Hello Pumpkin. Hello, little bunny baby...
Rachel : [to Sid] Where did you find it?
Sid : Ah, poor kid was all alone in the wild. Sabers were cornering him, So I just snatched it!
Rachel : Oh, so brave of you!
Sid : Yeah, well... He needed me...
[wistfully]
Sid : And I wished I had one of my own, too...
Jennifer : [excited] REALLY?
[she calms herself down]
Jennifer : I'm... I'm attracted that quality in a male.
Sid : [unaware that the baby is sinking into the mud hot spring] Who wouldn't be?
Rachel : [gushing] You caring for a baby...
Sid : [notices that Roshan the baby is gone and pulls the muddy baby up] Yeah, well... You know...
[the baby playfully throws mud on Sid's face; they both laugh]
Sid : [as he grabs something to wipe the mud off his face] Cute kid, huh? So, as I was saying ladies... uh...
[wipes the 'something' on his face, which is Manny's trunk; he realizes and gasps]
Sid : Oh, hey! Hey... Manny!
Manny : [taking the giggling baby away] What's the matter with you?
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[Manfred just grabbed the baby]
Diego : Um, that pink thing is mine.
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Diego : [after riding the ice slide chasing after Moeritherium] Wow! Hoo! Yeah! Who's up for round 2?
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Diego : I'm working here, you waste of fur.