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Quotes
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Van Wilder : What is wrong with people today?
Hutch : [taking a hit from a bong] It's the internet dude, it fries their brain cells.
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Hutch : I've got a plan. Let's go get fucked up.
Van Wilder : Sounds good.
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Law Club Member : It's ridicoulous, it's preposterous, it's ludicrous... By God it's impetuous!
Hutch : So does that mean you gonna help us?
Law Club Member : Oh it's on!
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Taj : [Jumps up] WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?
Hutch : In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but the damn thing won't light.
Taj : That's no bong... It's for my shlong.
[Hutch starts coughing and gagging]
Hutch : Hold up, I just put my mouth on your cock-pump?
[Taj nods his head]
Hutch : Oh damn!