- [as he's getting bitten by mosquitoes while exploring the swamp]
- Sheriff Kyle Williams: Smart, Kyle. Take the Bywater job. Get a tan...beer belly...lots of sun. Get fuckin' eaten alive.
- Mike Ploog: Can you smell that, Sheriff? It's the perfume of my future. Point, click, fame.
- [hears Man-Thing roaring out in the swamp]
- Mike Ploog: There it is! Gotta go. Good luck out there, man! It's the cover of Life magazine, man!
- Sheriff Kyle Williams: *Life* magazine? *Life* magazine went out of business, you fucking idiot!
- Frederic Schist: Your friend, Ted Sallis, before he died, before I buried him here under this rig, you know what he said?
- Rene LaRoque: Fuck you!