Femme$ de footballeurs (2002–2006)
Cristian Solimeno: Jason Turner
Quotes
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Tanya Turner : Just when Chardonnay was beginning to think you might be a human bloody being!
Jason Turner : Chardonnay... thinking?
[Laughs]
Jason Turner : What, with her singed tits?
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Jason Turner : I hope your freakoid baby dies, Kyle!
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Hazel Bailey : You're late.
Jason Turner : Yeah... traffic
Hazel Bailey : Car knocked over a cyclist outside Piccadilly tube, you, being a good Samaritan stopped and dialed 999... if you're going to make an excuse, spin it so you win it.
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Jason Turner : All right Lara Croft?
Freddie Hauser : Oh, so you are still speaking to me after I drop kicked your testicles down the back of your throat?