Shining Time Station: 'Tis a Gift (1990 TV Movie)

Jerome Dempsey: Mayor of East Shemp

Quotes 

• Schemer : I understand you are on the committee that picks Santa's helper?

  Mayor of East Shemp : Not you too. Stacy Jones, J.B. King, even Midge Smoot want to be Santa's helper.

  Schemer : Right, well you can't vote for any of them. Because they all smoke big, cheap, smelly cigars. For breakfast! Stink-O ones.

  Mayor of East Shemp : Big, cheap, smelly cigars? For breakfast? I find that hard to believe.

  Schemer : That's - That's because you're not concentrating hard enough! You need to try a little harder. Perhaps these nickels will help you concentrate and remember, vote for Schemer for Santa's helper.