- Arnold: What's wrong with old things? Some old things are great.
- Harold: Yeah, like Mrs. Vitello.
- Mrs. Vitello: [Hitting Harold] Whippersnapper!
- Eugene Horowitz: [singing] This is our neighborhood! How can they tear it down! How can they turn our smile into a frown!
- Arnold: [turns off stereo] No singing, Eugene.
- Eugene Horowitz: But the occasion called for it.
- Arnold: No, Eugene. No singing.
- Big Bob Pataki: WAKE UP, YOU WEASEL! I JUST READ THE FINE PRINT! SO IT'S GONNA BE SCHECK'S BEEPER EMPORIUM IS IT? YOU WERE TRYING TO DOUBLE CROSS ME!
- Nick Vermicelli: I don't know what yer talking about Bob.
- Big Bob Pataki: I READ THE CONTRACT, PALLY! I GET A NEW BEEPER EMPORIUM, BUT SCHECK GETS 51% OF MY COMPANY!
- Nick Vermicelli: Okay, okay, so it's true. But you signed the contract, so there's nothing you can do about. The ink's dry.
- Big Bob Pataki: YOU WERE IN ON IT THE WHOLE TIME! YOU KNEW HE WAS GONNA SHAFT ME!
- Nick Vermicelli: Yeah, so what if I did? It's a free country.
- Big Bob Pataki: REALLY? WELL THEN IF IT'S A FREE COUNTRY, I GUESS I'M FREE TO BEAT THE LIVING SNOT OUT OF YA!
- Nick Vermicelli: [nervously] Now, Bob, don't get crazy.
- Big Bob Pataki: TOO LATE!
- [starts attacking Nick]
- Gerald: [getting tired of searching] 997
- Arnold: [equally tired] Uh-uh.
- Gerald: 998
- Arnold: Nope.
- Gerald: [sighs] 999
- Gerald, Arnold: [the key fits in the lock, but they find the drawer vault empty] Empty?
- Arnold: Where's the document?
- Scheck: Looking for something?
- [Arnold and Gerald turn around, gasping]
- Scheck: Well, here you are back again. After I patiently explained that your mission is completely hopeless, it still is. Though I'm less inclined to entertain you, after you broke into my building for the second time. Did you think you could get away this? There are cameras everywhere. I record everything that goes on day and night. Did you think I let you win, let you save your little neighborhood? Don't you realize who I am? I am Alphonse Perrier du von Scheck. I can trace my ancestry back to the founding fathers. Do you know when we lost control of the city? When that ridiculous tomato incident took place in your pathetic little neighborhood. Tearing it down and putting my name up in its place will be revenge of the sweetest kind.
- Arnold: But the document, where's the document?
- Scheck: Unfortunately, like your little plan, it's about to go up in smoke.
- [Scheck burns the document in front of Arnold and Gerald, grinning evilly]
- Stinky Peterson: [about Scheck] He sure gives me the willies.
- Gerald: Yeah, but he looks good in a suit.
- Arnold: [annoyed] Gerald...
- Gerald: I know. I'm just saying.
- Big Bob Pataki: I could get you that pony you've been wanting.
- Helga: I wanted a pony when I was five, Dad.
- Arnold: Grandma!
- Ernie Potts: She's still in jail.
- Arnold: I thought they were keeping her one night.
- Ernie Potts: Yeah, but she keeps trying to escape. Like she thinks it's a game. Fourth time they've brought her back in.
- [last lines]
- Eugene Horowitz: [singing] We saved our neighborhood. They could not tear it down, they could not turn our smile into a frown...
- Gerald: [turns off the stereo] Show's over, Eugene.
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