Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular (2003 TV Movie)
Britt Irvin: Katie
Quotes
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[Jimmy has declared himself the leader]
Bert : That's not fair, we didn't even get to vote!
Jimmy : You wanna vote? Fine, we'll vote. Who wants me for leader?
[raises his hand; it's the only one]
Jimmy : Okay... who wants Bert for leader?
[Bert raises both his hands and grins enthusiastically]
Jimmy : Daryl?
[Katie raises his hand]
Jimmy : Katie?
Daryl : [raises his hand] That's one vote for everyone.
Bert : I demand a recount!
Daryl : [counts] That's still one vote for everyone.
Bert : Recount!
Daryl : That's one vote for everyone.
Bert : [laughs] Recount!
Jimmy : [to Bert] What are you doing, nobody has changed their vote.
Bert : [whispers] I just want to see how long he'll keep this up.
Jimmy : [gets it] Oh...
[with Bert]
Jimmy : Recount!
Daryl : [getting annoyed] That's one vote for everyone!
Bert : [with Jimmy] Recount!
Katie : [snaps] Will you two stop it?
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Hannah Marie : [after accidentally startling Jimmy with her flashlight] Jimmy! I'm sorry Jimmy, I didn't know how powerful it was.
Jimmy : [annoyed] What the heck were you shining that dumb thing around for?
Daryl : Flashback?
Bert : Flashback.
Katie : Hit it.
Daryl : [pretending to be Hannah Marie's dad] Are you anxious to get outside with all the monsters pumpkin?
Hannah Marie : [frightened] Monsters?
Katie : [pretending to be Hannah Marie's mom] Oh, she'll be fine, she'll be with Jimmy and his friends. They're very responsible, especially that Katie. She's got a good head on her shoulders.
Daryl : I'm just glad she's going with Daryl. He's so big and strong he can take care of any monsters.
Hannah Marie : Monsters?
Jimmy : [pretending to ring a doorbell] Ding-dong.
Katie : Come on honey, we both know that Katie will look out for her.
Daryl : I trust that Daryl, with his boyish good looks and sense of fair play.
Bert : [facepalms] Good grief.
Jimmy : Ding-dong.
Katie : [in sync with Daryl] Don't worry pumpkin, Katie will protect you from the monsters.
Daryl : [in sync with Katie] Don't worry pumpkin, Daryl will protect you from the monsters.
Hannah Marie : [even more frightened] Monsters?
Jimmy : [impatient/annoyed] Ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong already!
Katie : Oh, that must be Jimmy. I'll get it.
Daryl : [hands Hannah Marie her flashlight] Here you go honey, monsters can't stand flashlight.
Katie : [pretends to let Jimmy in] Hello Jimmy. Oh don't you look cute?
Jimmy : [dryly] Thanks, Happy Halloween. Hannah ready? Come on Hannah.
Katie : Don't worry honey, if you get frightened Jimmy's promised to take care of you.
Hannah Marie : Okay mommy, bye. Hey Jimmy wait up!
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Bert : [while waiting for Hannah Marie to leave the Spook House] Aw man, this is waiting our precious Trick-Or-Treating time.
Katie : At least Daryl and I were smart enough to get some Trick-Or-Treating in on the way here.
Daryl : [to Katie] You know, if you picked first then you won't need to trade with me all the time.
Katie : I like trading with you Daryl, I never know what I want until you pick it out first.
Daryl : [sighs] Fine.
Katie : So... oo, I'll trade you two caramels for... three baby chocolate bars.
Daryl : [shrugs] Okay.
Katie : Oh and this little bag of gumdrops for this Sugar Cluster.
Daryl : [shrugs] Okay.
Katie : Oh and this Shoeless Joe for three kisses.
Daryl : [shrugs] Ok- Wait, I don't have any kisses.
[pause]
Daryl : Oh...
[Daryl and Katie lean in to kiss but Bert interrupts them by imitating static]
Bert : [pretending to talk into a CB] Breaker breaker we've lost contact with Katie and Daryl please advise Houston, over.
[imitates static again]
Jimmy : [annoyed] Bert, nobody puts CBs in SUVs these days.
Bert : [with disbelief] Uh, you just left your baby cousin to the mercy of killer monsters on Halloween night, and you're concerned with the additions and upgrades of my cardboard SUV?
Jimmy : Eh, good point.