One Last Chance (2004)

Iain Robertson: Nellie

Quotes 

• Fitz : [voice over]  But just as most days were pretty uneventful - serving only to remind you just how dull life here was - there was one time of the year that positively reinforced it.

  Fitz : I fucking hate Christmas.

  Seany : Too right.

  Nellie : You're not wrong.

  Fitz : [voice over]  Christmas! When every bastard who's ever left comes back for their two days of gloating, keen to tell you just how wonderful they're doing, how exciting their lives are.

• Nellie : He's a bit touchy, isn't he?

  Fitz : That's because he thinks we're attacking his masculinity. Questioning his mechanical knowledge like that is like saying, "Seany, we know you got a small dick."

  Nellie : But he HAS got a small dick.

  Fitz : I know. His last bird told me that when I fucked her.

• Seany : I've been used.

  Nellie : You've been used?

  Seany : Like a ten pound hooker.