- Eloise: Mr. Peabody?
- Mr. Peabody: [groan] Oh no
- Eloise: I have a bone to pick with you!
- Mr. Peabody: Please, no bones today Eloise.
- Eloise: But it's a matter of life and death!
- Mr. Peabody: Where's Cornelia?
- Eloise: Uhm...I believe she had to step out.
- Eloise: [talking about nanny always saying things three times] I asked her once why she always did that... then she told me not to be so rude, rude, rude!
- Eloise: Chefs know all kinds of things about everything! Like how to tell how ripe a pomegranate is, and who has eloped with the milkman!
- Eloise: Sometimes Ma-ma sends for me and we go on adventures. Once she took me to a fashion show in Milan and I threw up on Coco Chanel.
- Nanny: [preparing to break the closet lock with a fire extinguisher] Stand back! Because I'm come-come-coming in!