La Vie aquatique (2004)

Jeff Goldblum: Alistair Hennessey

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Quotes 

• Alistair Hennessey : Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?

  Bill Ubell : Well... uh... we fuckin' stole it, man.

• [on Eleanor] 

  Alistair Hennessey : We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm part gay.

• [Hennessey is playing poker with Filipinos who have kidnapped him and Zissou bursts into the room accidentally] 

  Alistair Hennessey : Steven, are you rescuing me?

  [pause] 

  Alistair Hennessey : Fold.

  [a pirate quickly shoots Hennessey in the chest, knocking him backwards in his chair and down to the floor - large gunfight begins] 

• Alistair Hennessey : How are things going with your - what are you calling it? Leopard fish?

  Steve Zissou : Jaguar shark.

  Alistair Hennessey : Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist?

  Steve Zissou : [hesitant]  You know, Allie, I don't want to give away the ending.

• Alistair Hennessey : [about the pirates' three-legged dog, who is whining]  Uh, what's your dog's name?

  Steve Zissou : [thinks a moment]  Cody.

  [Alistair rolls up a newspaper, and hits the dog with it] 

  Alistair Hennessey : Be still, Cody.

• Alistair Hennessey : I'm so pissed I want to spit!

• Alistair Hennessey : You're the most ravishing creature that I've ever seen in my life.

  Eleanor Zissou : Hello Skinny.

  Alistair Hennessey : Hello Eleanor.

  Eleanor Zissou : Is that a new merit badge?

  Alistair Hennessey : Oh, yeah, as a matter of fact it is. I just became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball...

  Steve Zissou : Don't be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis.

• Alistair Hennessey : They made soup out of my research turtles.

• Alistair Hennessey : Is that one of mine? I think one of my research turtles survived.