Kavan Smith credited as playing...
Major Evan Lorne • Maj. Evan Lorne
- Maj. Lorne: Wow - you must really be some kind of genius!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, as a matter of fact, I, um... wait a minute. See, why would you say that now?
- Maj. Lorne: Something has to have kept Colonel Sheppard from shooting you all this time!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah, yeah, like I didn't see that one coming, huh?
- Maj. Lorne: [about radiation exposure] Dr. Parrish said a day or two of exposure wasn't going to kill us.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh, yeah, and Dr. Parrish has a PhD in what? That's right, botany!
- Dr. Rodney McKay: So exactly what kind of special training do you guys have to go through to get this sort of mission?
- Maj. Lorne: "You guys"?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Yeah, you know - 'Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines. It's a great place to start'.
- Maj. Lorne: And by this mission you mean hunting down a skilled weapons expert hopped up on Wraith drugs, in the pitch black of an alien planet?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Yes.
- Maj. Lorne: Actually, I skipped that course in Major school.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: I was afraid of that.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: [about radiation exposure] As it is, I may have to forgo reproducing.
- Maj. Lorne: Yeah, that's funny, I was just thinking that might be wise.
- Maj. Lorne: I was hoping Lt. Ford would recognize a friendly face and turn himself in.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: You mean me?
- Maj. Lorne: Well, you were friends, weren't you?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Oh yeah, when we weren't out on harrowing missions, we used to hang out together. I'd share my dreams of self-sustaining fusion, he would talk about how you could sever a man's torso with a P-90.
- Dr. Rodney McKay: Maybe we should make a diversion.
- Maj. Lorne: Are you volunteering?
- Dr. Rodney McKay: I'll shut up.