Les trois corniauds (2012)

Jennifer Hudson: Sister Rosemary

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Quotes 

• Young Moe : [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style]  Hello,

  Young Moe , Young Larry : [Larry joins Moe in chanting]  Hello,

  Young Moe , Young Larry , Young Curly : [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together]  Hello.

  Young Moe , Young Larry , Young Curly : [spoken]  Hello!

  Mrs. Harter : [Mrs. Harter giggles; the young Stooges accidentally bump their heads together]  How precious!

  Sister Rosemary : Yes, I certainly don't envy you having to choose between such amazing children.

  Young Larry : The choice is easy! I'm your guy!

  [Larry starts tap dancing] 

  Mrs. Harter : That is so cute!

  Mr. Harter : Absolutely adorable.

  Mr. Harter : [to Mother Superior]  How long's he got?

  Mother Superior : Hmm?

  Mr. Harter : He's taking chemo, right?

  Mother Superior : No no no, he's healthy as a mule.

  Sister Rosemary : And almost as smart.

  Young Moe : Recede, Bojangles.

  [Moe pulls Larry back by his hair] 

  Young Moe : Pick me, I make the best potato peel and eggshell smoothies in town.

  [Mr. Harter chuckles nervously] 

  Young Curly : If you choose me, I'll let you play with my pet rat, Nippy! I even taught him a few tricks!

  Mother Superior : Oh, boys and their rodents.

  [Mother Superior chuckles] 

  Young Teddy : [Teddy enters the room]  Mother Superior, may I have a glass of milk, please?

  Mrs. Harter : Oh, who's this?

  Young Teddy : Hi, my name's Teddy, and someday, I'm gonna have a puppy.

  Mrs. Harter : Oh my God, he's wonderful.

  Mr. Harter : I thought you said there were only the three.

  Sister Rosemary : I never said that, I said "about three".

• Terrified Nun : It's not my turn, get somebody else.

  Mother Superior : Sister Ricarda, how about you? Will you please go tell the boys to come down for lunch?

  Sister Ricarda : Uh, I would, Mother Superior, I swear I would, but the doctor told me to steer clear of them for a couple of weeks. on account of my nerves.

  Mother Superior : How about you, Sister Rosemary?

  Sister Rosemary : Oh yeah, just like the army? Put the black folks on the front line? Uh-uh. What about Sister Mary-Mengele? She knows how to handle them.

  Mother Superior : Oh, poor thing, she has a toothache, so she went to lie down.

  Sister Rosemary : You mean she's asleep? Where are the boys?

• Mrs. Harter : I hope you'll forgive us for coming early; we just couldn't stand to wait another day.

  Mother Superior : Oh, we understand, Mrs. Harter. This is a great surprise. We have three delightful youngsters for you to meet.

  Mr. Harter : Three? 'Cause we were under the impression there were more than that.

  Sister Rosemary : Nope, that's it, just the three. Children, get on in here, Mr. and Mrs. Harter don't have all day.

  Young Moe : [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style]  Hello,

  Young Moe , Young Larry : [Larry joins Moe in chanting]  Hello,

  Young Moe , Young Larry , Young Curly : [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together]  Hello.

  Young Moe , Young Larry , Young Curly : [spoken]  Hello!