- Roo: [everybody's talking at once about the nightmare] I was asleep...
- Rabbit: [silencing everybody] One at a time!
- [immediate silence]
- Rabbit: Thank you. Now what is going...?
- Tigger: [interrupting] Oh, oh, me! Pick me! Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!
- Rabbit: Er, Tigger?
- Tigger: There I was, sleeping, dreaming Tiggerish dreams.
- [first lines]
- Winnie the Pooh: [narrating] This is one of my favorite once-upon-a-times, although I'm not quite sure which time it was once upon. But it had been so nice and summery in the Hundred Acre Wood and the sunshine was as warm as a blanket. And the streams were gurgling happily. As - as happily as a tumbly full of honey, hoo, which is very happy. But all that changed when... the stranger came.
- [sound of heffalump trumpeting]
- Lumpy: I think I'd better go home now.
- Roo: Why?
- Lumpy: 'Cause I'm not supposed to go in that part of the woods. Scary things live there.
- Roo: Huh? That's where I live. There aren't any scary things there.
- Lumpy: Are too. There's a stripy thing that bounces and it goes hoo hoo hoo hoo!
- Roo: Whoa! No, no, that's Tigger. You're wrong about him. He's great.
- Lumpy: And there's this little pig monster that squeals and shrieks all the time. And it will get you if you don't watch out.
- Roo: Oh no.
- [giggles]
- Roo: You're wrong about Piglet too. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
- Lumpy: And then there's that loud thing. He's got long ears. And he yells at everybody.
- Roo: Yeah, you're kind of right about Rabbit. But he's okay, once you get to know him.
- [last lines]
- Winnie the Pooh: [narrating] You know, we never really did capture a heffalump that day. It was more like... like Lumpy captured all of us.
- Winnie the Pooh: [Pooh and Piglet have unintentionally captured Rabbit and Tigger, mistaking them for heffalumps] I caught a heffalump, Piglet! And so did you! Won't Rabbit be proud of us?
- Piglet: Pooh, have you noticed that heffalumps look a lot like rabbits?
- Rabbit: [angrily sarcastic] And why do you think that is, PIGLET?
- [Rabbit's ears poke up through the butterfly net]
- Piglet: [stuttering in panic] Oh dear! The heffalump knows my name!
- Winnie the Pooh: [taking off his goggles] Well, hello there, Tigger! Did you happen to see the Heffalump I just captured?
- Tigger: [hanging from Pooh's rope] Hmm, you got me there...