M.K. 22 (2004)
Haim Barbalat: Corp. Itay Shulman
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Soldier : [Phone rings at the Tanjakistani Army Headquarters] Hello, Armenian National, errr, Tanjakistan Army... How can I help you?
Corp. Itay Shulman : Ah, err, yes, yes... I would like a nuclear missile, please.
Soldier : No problem sir, it is twenty five millioon doollar!
Corp. Itay Shulman : Twenty-five million doollar? It's a lot of money!
Soldier : Ok! I give you for... err... Twenty millioon doollar!
Corp. Itay Shulman : Uhhh... wait a minute...
Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : Hallo?
Soldier : Hallo?
Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : How much you want?
Soldier : Twenty Millioona!
Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : I give you five.
Soldier : [laughing] Hahaha, five millioon?
[laughing some more]
Soldier : ... I don't think so! Maybe fifteen?
Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : No no no no no... I give you five dollars.
Soldier : What? Are you crazy? Five doollar for a nuclear missile?
Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : Come on. I know you need the money. I know you have nothing to eat.
Soldier : Yes. It is true.
Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : Five dollars.
Soldier : TEN!
Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : No.
Soldier : Ok, ok, ok! I give you for five doollar.
Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : Send it to Mem-Kuf 22 in Israel.
Soldier : Ok. It will arrive in about ten minutes.
Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : Five!
Soldier : Ok, Ok! Five!
[hangs up]
Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : [in fake Russian] Activate missile controls!