- Jack Walters: [diary] I do not expect the reader to believe what I am about to relate. Any sane mind must reject such a fantastic tale. And yet I do not know which would be worse: for my story to be the truth, or for my mind to be capable of imagining such things.
- Sebastian Marsh: Well, well... what do we have here? I don't believe you have an invitation to our little party.
- Jack Walters: Just check the guest list. I'm under the section for fellas that ain't ugly freaks.