She's the Man (2006)

Laura Ramsey: Olivia Lennox

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• Viola : [as Sebastian]  I gotta be completely honest. The whole dissecting thing kinda freaks me out, so uh... I think you may have to take the reins on this one.

  Olivia : Wow, most guys would have never admit that.

  Viola : Oh crap! You're right.

  Olivia : No, don't worry I think it's refreshing.

  Viola : You do?

  Malcolm : [interupts]  No paper near the bunsen burner.

  Viola : Wait!

  Olivia : What's this? Poems?

  Viola : Lyrics. They're his... my, my old stuff.

  Olivia : [reading]  "Wake up I've been waiting for you".

  [Finishes] 

  Olivia : Those are really good. So honest.

  Viola : I know. I keep telling him... me... meself... my... myself.

  Malcolm : I write songs too, Olivia.

  Olivia : Really? Wonderful.

  Malcolm : Check it out.

  [sings] 

  Malcolm : I see you through your window, while I'm standing on a tree outside

• Olivia : [to Viola at kissing booth]  Beware the old guy chewing gum... it's not gum.

• Monique : Hello, Viola.

  Viola : Oh, boy. This isn't good.

  Monique : And hello to you little... homewrecker.

  Olivia : Uh, who are you?

  Monique : I am Sebastian's girlfriend.

  Viola : Ex-Girl-Friend.

  Monique : Okay. Everybody's gotta stop saying that.

  Olivia : Oh. You were the one he dumped at the pizza parlor the other day.

  Monique : Nonononononono, he did not dump me. We're just going through a little bit of a rough patch.

  Olivia : Oh? I heard he dumped you. He dumped you big. It was just like a big, huge dumping.

• Olivia : You're right.

  Viola : I know.

  Olivia : The next time I see Sebastian, I am gonna march right up to him...

  Viola : You march.

  Olivia : ...I'm gonna tell him how I feel...

  Viola : You tell him.

  Olivia : ...and then I'm going to kiss him so passionately...

  Viola : What?

  Olivia : ...that even the people he hates will feel pleasure.

• Olivia : We could double. I'm sure Eunice is available.

  Eunice : I am so there, it's insane.

• Roger : [to Sebastian]  If Viola was here pretending to be you, where were you?

  Viola : Oh, he was...

  Sebastian : I was in London playing my music.

  Roger , Daphne : [in unison]  London?

  Sebastian : It was important to me.

  [Roger and Daphne start to argue, but Viola cuts them off] 

  Viola : Mom, Dad... Hey! Why don't we go to dinner? As a family? Maybe tomorrow?

  Daphne : I suppose I could fit that in.

  [to Roger] 

  Daphne : Would you like to have my cell phone number?

  Roger : Let me give you my e-mail.

  Viola : Yay!

  [she and Sebastian hug] 

  Sebastian : Good job.

  Viola : Thank you. Oh, wait!

  [brings Sebastian up to Olivia] 

  Viola : There is somebody I want you to officially meet. Sebastian Hastings, Olivia Lennox.

  Sebastian : It's very nice to meet you.

  Olivia : You too.

  Sebastian : So I heard you like my lyrics.