Lage Raho Munna Bhai (2006)
Dilip Prabhawalkar: Mahatma Gandhi
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Quotes
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Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : [advising what to say to someone who had smashed the hand of a statue of Gandhi] Quite simple. Drag the scoundrel to the statue and give him a...
Mahatma Gandhi : [interrupting] And give him a stone and tell him to smash the entire statue.
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Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Are you a ghost or a spirit?
Mahatma Gandhi : Spirit, no. Inspiration, yes.
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Mahatma Gandhi : Hit me on my left cheek, I'll offer you my right.
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Mahatma Gandhi : Speak the truth, son, and live with pride.
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Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : [advising what to say to someone who had smashed the hand of a statue of Gandhi] You should have told him to strike down the statue.
Mahatma Gandhi : Topple down all my statues in the country.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : [repeating Gandhi's answer] Topple down every statue of Bapu in the country.
Mahatma Gandhi : Remove my pictures from every wall.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : [repeating Gandhi's answer] Remove Bapu's photos from the walls.
Mahatma Gandhi : Erase my name from buildings, roads, currency.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : [repeating Gandhi's answer] Remove his name from buildings, roads, currency notes.
Mahatma Gandhi : If you must, keep me in your heart.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : [repeating Gandhi's answer] If you must honor Bapu, then keep him in your heart.
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Mahatma Gandhi : This is my only request. Live truthfully.
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Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : I need your help.
Mahatma Gandhi : If you need to beat or kidnap someone, I can't help. I am rather weak in that department.
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Mahatma Gandhi : My way isn't easy. But success is guaranteed.
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Mahatma Gandhi : Slapping someone is easy. Apologizing requires courage.
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Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Bapu, for the first time in my life, I have a problem I can't solve. Use any idea and save me, Bapu.
Mahatma Gandhi : There's one solution.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : What?
Mahatma Gandhi : Kidnap Lucky's daughter. Strike a deal with him. His daughter in return for the house.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : I already rejected that idea last night.
Mahatma Gandhi : Another solution. Just shoot Lucky.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Hey, Bapu, your ideas are suicidal.
Mahatma Gandhi : These aren't my ideas, son. They're yours. Isn't it how you've done things so far? You're not going to follow my ways. So what's the point?
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Lucky Singh : [referring to Gandhi] Why are you so obsessed with Bapu? His ways don't work today... and they didn't work then. Three bullets got him. Remember?
Mahatma Gandhi : But who really won? The one who fired the bullet, or the one who took it on his chest?
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Correct. In whose honor do we have the dry day?
Mahatma Gandhi : Correct. Whose statue is in the park?
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Correct. Whose face is on currency notes?
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Psychiatrist : [providing the answers to the questions that Gandhi had not answered] These are the answers to the questions. Take it. Read it, and ask Bapu again. And I'm sure he'll answer this time. Try it out.
[Murli studies the paper with the questions and the answers]
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Your mother's name?
Mahatma Gandhi : Putlibai.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Who conferred the title 'Mahatma'?
Mahatma Gandhi : Rabindranath Tagore.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Your ashram in South Africa?
Mahatma Gandhi : Tolstoy Farm.
[Murli drops the paper and looks shattered]
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Mahatma Gandhi : To judge someone, observe how he treats those of inferior status.
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Mahatma Gandhi : Take a blow, several blows to show that you will not strike back... It softens the enemy. His hatred for you will decrease and respect for you will increase. Show Lucky we will neither hit back nor waver from our path.
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Mahatma Gandhi : [to someone who lost his father's money in the stock market] First, find the courage and admit the truth to your father.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : [repeating Gandhi's advice] First go and confess to your father.
Victor D'Souza : Easier to kill myself under a train.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai : Are you crazy? You make the mistake and your father suffers! Think your dad will enjoy seeing your dead body? Those shoulders you rode on as a child... will now bear the weight of your bier! For six months, he won't believe you're gone. He'll keep calling your phone, hoping you'll answer. Don't try to act smart.
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Mahatma Gandhi : You're wondering what happened to me, right? I was shot dead years ago. But three bullets can't kill my beliefs. Times will change... but my thoughts will keep causing chemical imbalance in some brains. Now the choice is yours. Hang my picture on a wall and forget me, or live by my principles.