Sione's Wedding (2006)
Heto Ah Hi: Stanley
Quotes
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Stanley : [to Albert] What about Tanya? Tanya, who you work with?
Michael : I thought she's seeing someone else.
Albert : She hangs out with Derek.
Stanley : She thinks he's a dick.
Michael : So how come she's going out with him?
Stanley : She's not going out with him.
Michael : That's not what she said when I asked her to go to the wedding with me.
Albert : Michael, you asked Tanya? Are there any girls I like that you haven't asked out?
Stanley : So you DO like her.
Albert : So? She hangs out with dickwick Derek and his homeboys, he's obviously the "someone else"!
Stanley : Or, she hangs out with Derek because she's lonely, cause the dickwick she likes doesn't know she exists.
Michael : How do you know all this?
Stanley : I'm not just a pair of fancy shoes, you know.
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[the guys propose to the Pastor to bring girls to the wedding]
Albert : It's so we're different people when these girls around. Even Sefa behaves when Leilani is with him, that's why he never takes her anywhere. Sione's like a little brother to us.
Michael : Especially me, sir.
Stanley : They're related.
Albert : And this is the last wedding we'd want to ruin.
Michael : Right, Sione?
[Sione shrugs]
Minister : Not just dates, not some girl foolish enough to say yes to a night out and free food. You must bring girlfriends.
Albert : Girlfriends?
Stanley : But Your Majesty, Albert hasn't had a girlfriend in 30 years!
Albert : Good one, Stanley.
Minister : Someone to whom you've made a commitment.
Michael : Commitment?
Minister : Commitment? Girlfriend? Other words you don't understand, huh?... You must find someone who sees the good in you. Bring her to my church on the day of Sione's wedding. Turn up alone, and Eugene will be more than happy to toss you into the street!