Dog Bites Man (2006– )

Zach Galifianakis: Alan Finger

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• Kevin Beekin : May I ask why you brought a razor to this meeting?

  Alan Finger : I thought we were here to talk about facial sensitivity.

• Alan Finger : You look nice, Tillie.

  Tillie Sullivan : Well thank you Allan! I appreciate that.

  Alan Finger : You're like a hooker. It's nice.

• Alan Finger : Personally, sometimes I feel like I'm the black guy.

  David Dalke : Say more.

  Alan Finger : I'm just a really good freestyle dancer.