- Peter Parker's clone: That's right, Peter, I'm you, and you're me and this is a gun. Now don't try any tricks because I'm thinking with your mind and I'm one step ahead of you all of the way.
- Peter Parker: [about Dr. Moon] Do you know what he was into? Cloning.
- Rita Conway: [Rita has just entered J.J. Jameson's office] What's cloning?
- J. Jonah Jameson: It's a new dance that Parker's gonna teach you, what do you want?
- J. Jonah Jameson: Beautiful people. Romance. Glamor. That's what sells newspapers!
- Peter Parker: But I thought you just said that violence and action sells newspapers.
- J. Jonah Jameson: I hope you're being funny...
- Rita Conway: You know what you can get Mr. Jameson for his birthday? A big, silver platter. 'Cause he wants to put your head on it.
- Peter Parker: [about Dr. Moon] Is he a friend of yours?
- Lisa Benson: Oh, much more, when I was a little girl, he and my father used to work together at the institute in Stockholm.
- Dr. Moon's clone: [talking to the original Dr. Moon] Go on, sleep, I don't need you. I have your mind, your knowledge. I'm going to make sure that nobody stops us now. Not even Spider-Man.
- Dr. Moon's clone: [Dr. Moon's clone has created a clone of Peter Parker] Alright, Mr. Parker/Spider-Man, your first breakfast.
- Peter Parker: [Peter has split the pants of his pirate outfit] Oh, Aunt May, how could you have done this to me? This never happened to Errol Flynn!