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This is clearly an ego project for Hasselhoff. He needed a 2nd TV series to show off his body and his alleged charisma. Everything is set up to make him look cool. He thrives on proctecting ladies which at the time wasn't quite so condescending but it means Baywatch Nights has aged poorly compared to most other shows. The dialog is hammy, even when compared to Baywatch. The story is incredibly simple even by 90's primetime standards. The women are even worse actors than the men, and as pretty as they are I'd have to say thats the only reason they were hired. Its nice to have little jazz numbers in a TV show but thats hardly enough to carry a series. TV audiences didn't have very high standards in the mid 90's but this was terrible even for them. I'm not surprised they tried a major change in format for the 2nd season and I'm not surprised it failed after that. Aside from pretty ladies in tank tops without bras, this show has absolutely nothing going for it. And you can see more boobs on other shows. I'd like to give it 0/10.

Some nuns pick up little Hoffie-pie.

Sterling tunes. A+ cosmic cherry fine jazz. Angie Harmon sizzlinger than *any farm animal* I ever seen.

No Mr Buchannon, we don't understand why you're a detective now.

Alt vunderlekh.

Two-legged stud moves in with supermodel because blood thirsty killer. Four-legged one doesn't.

D. D. Feels Mitch radiating lust - She also fixes the phone - Ten stars.