- Lt. Williams: Who's not busy? I got a nuisance complaint.
- Mike McNeil: Uh, this ain't the complaint department.
- Lt. Williams: Only when you're here, McNEIL.
- Mike McNeil: Chief, come on.
- Lt. Williams: This is a massage parlor. Mayor wants it shut down. Part of his new user-friendly new York.
- Mike McNeil: You can't any more user-friendly than these people. They should be funded by the mayor's office.
- Frank Harrigan: So, where's your friend from high school?
- Jan Fendrich: I put him in lockup.
- Frank Harrigan: So much for school spirit.
- Adina Phillips: [Talking about Mike McNeil] What is wrong with that man? Oh! I don't like him. Mm, I don't.
- Terrence 'Pip' Phillips: He's my partner, baby.
- Adina Phillips: I don't like that either. The lord is going to smite him sooner or later. And I don't want you standing next to his ass when it happens.