- [Peggy blames Hank for Bobby kissing a plastic head]
- Hank: What? If it's anyone's fault it's yours. You parked him in front of the TV and made him watch... The Muppets. They got frogs kissing pigs, what the hell did you think was gonna happen?
- Teacher: These are the worst side burns I've seen since chair 3. Which makes me suspect you cheated. F. That means you fail.
- [Luanne cries]
- Hank: What a bitch.
- Peggy Hill: We'll move to Berlin.
- Hank: What?
- Peggy Hill: Bobby will be accepted there. I read somewhere that Germans, they're very tolerant people. Their culture admires all kinds of freaks.
- Bobby Hill: Are you going to Joseph's party?
- Connie: No, my dad won't let me be around boys until after I'm married.
- Bobby Hill: I just needed to practice my first kiss so I don't look like an idiot.
- Hank: You're kissing a plastic head and you're afraid of lookin' like an idiot?