- Dale Cooper: Denise, I would assume you're no longer interested in girls.
- DEA Agent Dennis: Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still pull my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean
- Dale Cooper: Not really.
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: [looking at real estate photos] What is this?
- Irene Littlehorse: I thought I'd taken that out. That property is called Dead Dog Farm... and it's worse than it sounds.
- Bobby Briggs: Mr Horne, I have a great admiration for you.
- Benjamin Horne: Admiration is for poets and dairy cows, Bobby.
- Bobby Briggs: I don't know what you mean by that.
- Catherine Martell: I would like to propose a toast. To Ben Horne's double cross. Here's to Josie Packard's dirty deeds. And here's to the woman who brought them down. Here's to me.
- DEA Agent Dennis: [Denise has just witnessed Audrey kiss Cooper] Now can we talk about something more important? Exactly how old is that "girl"?
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: Denise, I would assume you are no longer interested in girls!
- DEA Agent Dennis: Coop, I may be wearing a dress - but I still put my panties on one leg at a time if you know what I mean!
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: Not really...