Thomas Ungewitter: Furir Fröjd

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• Furir Fröjd : Captain! I ask for permission to suggest a lethal air defense.

  Kapten Sten Jern : Granted.

  Furir Fröjd : I was thinking we could thrust some pitchforks into the ground, so when the russians land they get stabbed.

  Kapten Sten Jern : And how do we know they'll land where we've placed the pitchforks?

  Furir Fröjd : Well, we place them where they land.

  Kapten Sten Jern : And how the hell will we... Oh dammit...

  [gives up]