- Henry: What's that?
- Experience: Geranium: aromatherapy for uplift and hormonal balance.
- Henry: Do your hormones really need balancing?
- Experience: Considering I've been attacked by genetically-engineered monsters, jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock, dragged into a torture chamber, pulled into a mountain of rotting flesh - yes, my hormones need fucking balancing.
- Experience: I thought you of all people would appreciate efforts to deconstruct the colonialist paternalistic agrarian hierarchy that disenfranchises the Tangata Whenua and erodes the natural resources of Aotearoa.
- [Henry panics while under attack from a sheep]
- Experience: What is wrong with you?
- Henry: Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it.
- Experience: Well, what's that?
- Henry: Just the completely unfounded and irrational fear that one day *this* is going to happen!
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