- Roy Miller: [from trailer] Some people are gonna come looking for you now.
- June Havens: Why?
- Roy Miller: They'll tell you I'm mentally unstable and violent and dangerous and it will all sound very convincing.
- June Havens: I'm already convinced.
- Roy Miller: I've been trained to dismantle a bomb in the pitch black with nothing but a safety pin and a Junior Mint, I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without... looking. I'm not saying that's what I did.
- June Havens: [whispering to Rodney] He's the guy!
- Rodney: [addressing Milner] I'm sorry. Who are you again?
- June Havens: [whispering to Rodney louder] He's the guy!
- Roy Miller: I'm the guy.
- Rodney: You're the guy?
- Roy Miller: I'm the guy!
- Roy Miller: I think a lot about things I haven't done. Dive in the Great Barrier Reef; ride the Orient Express; live on the Amalfi Coast with nothing but a motorcycle and a backpack; kiss a stranger on the balcony of the Hotel Du Cap.
- June Havens: The pilots are dead?
- Roy Miller: Shot.
- June Havens: Shot... By who?
- Roy Miller: Uh, me. Actually, I shot the first pilot... he shot the second pilot accidentally. It's just... one of those things.
- June Havens: Roy, I've been trained to rebuild a 6 speed transmission with nothing but a pair of pliers and a crescent wrench. I think I can get you into a pair of shorts without looking. I'm not saying that's what I did.
- Roy Miller: [from trailer] On the count of 3. Ready? 1...
- [June runs around madly while she is shot at wildly]
- June Havens: Sorry! I panicked!
- Roy Miller: What number would you like?
- June Havens: Three. Yeah, let's just stick with three. It's good.
- Roy Miller: Okay...
- June Havens: Please... stop shooting people!
- Roy Miller: Okay. I understand. You stay here while I go talk to the guys back in the tunnel.
- [stands up with his gun in hand]
- Roy Miller: Actually, I'm going to go shoot them, but I'll be back!
- June Havens: [runs into the cockpit] They're all dead out there!
- [Looks around]
- June Havens: They're all dead in here, too!
- Roy Miller: Oh, hi, come in!
- Roy Miller: I did warn you not to get on the plane.
- June Havens: When? How?
- Roy Miller: When I said, 'Sometimes things happen for a reason'.
- June Havens: That's not a warning, Roy! That's like a saying on a bumper sticker. Next time, try, "June, if you get on that plane, you will freaking die!"
- June Havens: Why am I in a bikini?
- Roy Miller: We're in the tropics...
- June Havens: How did I get into the bikini, Roy?
- Roy Miller: June... I have been trained to disable a bomb in the pitch black with nothing but a Junior Mint and a tooth pick. I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without... looking... I'm not saying that's what I did.
- June Havens: [to self, primping in the airplane toilet's mirror] Ha! What kind of line is that? It's... it's a good line!
- [last lines]
- Molly: Did you order tickets to South America?
- Frank Jenkins: Molly, I didn't order tickets to anywhere.
- Molly: You don't know what you're typing on that computer, Frank.
- Frank Jenkins: Molly.
- Molly: Well then we must have won them.
- Frank Jenkins: Molly!
- Molly: Well, we're going aren't we?
- Roy Miller: We lost the pilots.
- June Havens: Where did they go?
- Roy Miller: Well, they were, uh... shot.
- June Havens: Who shot them?
- Roy Miller: Well, um, me.
- June Havens: [starts cracking up] Ha! This is great!
- Roy Miller: [laughs sarcastically] Well, I'm glad you're taking this so well.
- [stands up and walks to the cockpit]
- June Havens: Where are you going?
- Roy Miller: To land the plane. Put on your seatbelt, please.
- June Havens: I think I feel like having sex. We have really great sex.
- Roy Miller: Did they give you something?
- June Havens: Uh-huh.
- Roy Miller: You should hydrate.
- [first lines]
- June Havens: [to fellow line stander] Sorry.
- June Havens: [to agent] So I'm going to make it onto an earlier flight, right?
- Roy Miller: These bad people who are going to come and see you, they're gonna ask you about me. You need to tell them that you don't know me. June? You need to tell them you don't remember anything... and you need to avoid getting into any vehicle with them at all costs.
- June Havens: Wait. Who are them?
- Roy Miller: Serious people, June. They'll probably identify themselves as federal agents, and they'll DIP you.
- June Havens: Dip me? In what?
- Roy Miller: Disinformation Protocol. They'll tell you a story about me, about how I am mentally unstable, paranoid... I'm violent and dangerous and it'll all sound very convincing.
- June Havens: I am already convinced.
- Roy Miller: Here's a few common DIP cue words to listen for: Reassuring words. Words like stabilized, secure, safe. If they say these words particularly with repetition, -... it means they're going to kill you.