Planète terreur (2007)

Michael Biehn: Sheriff Hague

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Quotes 

• Sheriff Hague : Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.

• Sheriff Hague : Give him the gun. Give him all the guns.

• Sheriff Hague : Where the hell are you going?

  El Wray : I'm going to get Cherry.

  Sheriff Hague : Fine, but we're taking my car.

  [his car explodes] 

  Sheriff Hague : [looking back at Wray]  I'm riding with you.

• El Wray : I need someone to drive my truck.

  Sheriff Hague : I'll do it.

  El Wray : You're bleeding like a stuck pig. Your vision is probably blurred, and you're on your last leg...

  Sheriff Hague : [sarcastic]  Anything else?

  El Wray : Don't wreck it.

• Sheriff Hague : Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg? A missing leg that's now missing?

• Sheriff Hague : I was thinking, we could build a new place right there where the old one was. You cook, I work the back.

  J.T. Hague : You don't make that rent so God-Damn high.

  Sheriff Hague : We share the recipe, we share the rent.

  J.T. Hague : Start at 250 degrees.

  Sheriff Hague : [Pulls a note pad and pen out]  I knew it. For how long?

  J.T. Hague : 12 pounds?

  Sheriff Hague : Sure.

  J.T. Hague : 12 pounds, 12 hours.

  Sheriff Hague : Wrapped in tin foil, right?

  J.T. Hague : I don't use no goddamn foil.

  Sheriff Hague : Damn. Tomatoes? Fresh?

  J.T. Hague : Canned.

  Sheriff Hague : No Shit?

  J.T. Hague : Yeah.

  Sheriff Hague : You score me some?

  J.T. Hague : Oh Yeah, cause we're brothers.

  Sheriff Hague : Thank you for this.

  J.T. Hague : You just remember, you got to take this recipe to your grave.

  Sheriff Hague : I think I can... goddamn guarantee that.

  [Dies] 

  J.T. Hague : Heh heh heh heh heh heh!

  [Blows up the quarantine chamber] 

• [repeated line] 

  Sheriff Hague : [to Deputy Tolo]  Dumbass!

• Sheriff Hague : You cook that meat at 250 degrees don't you?

  J.T. Hague : I don't remember. I set the heat with my hands.

  Sheriff Hague : You give me that recipe or I'll raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine.

  J.T. Hague : Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna give you his BBQ recipe, that's a fact! He'll take it to his grave! I could be bleedin' like a stuck pig and I ain't gonna tell ya! I could be dyin' in your arms and I ain't gonna tell ya!

  [hangs up phone] 

  J.T. Hague : Heh heh heh!

  Sheriff Hague : [to himself]  We'll see about that.

• [Wray and Deputy Tolo drag a wounded and bleeding from the neck Sheriff Hague from the outside] 

  Sheriff Hague : I figured that one of my new deputies might end up shooting me... but not you, Tolo!