Dark Shadows (2012)
Michelle Pfeiffer: Elizabeth Collins Stoddard
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Quotes
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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : What do you think of the President?
Victoria Winters : Never met him.
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : What do you think of the war?
Victoria Winters : I don't watch television.
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : Do you think the sexes should be equal?
Victoria Winters : Heavens, no. Men would become quite unmanageable.
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : I think we're going to get along fine.
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Barnabas Collins : [holds a fork] I see you have been driven to even sell the prized family silverware.
Roger Collins : How can you tell? Those are exact replicas.
Barnabas Collins : Had this been silver, I would have burst into flame at the slightest touch.
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : Yes, you mentioned that you had a terrible silver allergy.
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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : Children, get away from that man!
David Collins : He said his name was Barnabas Collins.
Carolyn Stoddard : And I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker.
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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : What did you do to my daughter?
Angelique Bouchard : The family tree needed a little spicing up, so I sent a werewolf to bite her as a child.
[sees David]
Angelique Bouchard : Just as I sent David's mother to the bottom of the ocean, rendering him a motherless whelp!
[turns to Barnabas]
Angelique Bouchard : And as for you... I killed your parents, and every one of your lovers. They kept us apart.
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Carolyn Stoddard : Leave us alone!
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : Carolyn? Carolyn, my God!
Carolyn Stoddard : I'm a werewolf, okay? Let's not make a big deal out of it.
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Barnabas Collins : Tell me, what do you know of Barnabas Collins?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : Just legends, really. Two centuries ago, a witch turned him into a vampire and locked him away.
Barnabas Collins : What is known of his death?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : Nothing.
Barnabas Collins : That, madam, is because he never died. I am Barnabas Collins.
[reveals a secret passage]
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : Then, you...
Barnabas Collins : I am a vampire, madam. But I am also a Collins, and I swear by all I hold sacred I will not harm anyone under this roof.
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Barnabas Collins : How soon can the horses be ready?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : We don't have horses, we have a Chevy.
[Barnabas looks confused]
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David Collins : That's enough. Leave us alone.
Angelique Bouchard : I think I'll start by killing you, orphan!
[advances on David]
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : David, run!
Barnabas Collins : [to Angelique] Your quarrel is with me!
Angelique Bouchard : My quarrel is with ALL of you!
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Barnabas Collins : I know the body of this house as I do my own. Every brick, every passage...
[opens a vault to find it filled with macrame]
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : That's where I keep my macrame.
Barnabas Collins : A disgraceful misuse, madam!
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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : His name was Barnabas Collins, and he was the finest man this family ever knew.
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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : I always thought there was something strange about Angie, but a witch...
Barnabas Collins : It is she whose hate was so strong she turned me into this hideous creature!
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : No, if she had hated you she would have merely killed you. A curse takes devotion.
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[from trailer]
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : Fight on, Barnabas. Fight on for us.
Barnabas Collins : And fight I shall!
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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : [to Victoria] Welcome to Collinwood. You'll have to imagine us on a better day.
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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : [Barnabas has saved David from being crushed by a falling mirror ball, but is now standing in direct sunlight] Barnabas... you're on fire.
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[Roger leaves Collinwood]
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : Where is Dr Hoffman when you need her?
Barnabas Collins : Indeed.
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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : Angelique! Get out of my house!
[fires at Angelique with a shotgun]
Angelique Bouchard : Your house?
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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : What have you done to my daughter?
Angelique Bouchard : Well, Liz, your perfect Collins pedigree lacked a bit of substance so I sent the werewolf that bit Carolyn in her crib.
[See David]
Angelique Bouchard : Just like I made David no better than a bastard, when I sent his Mommy to the ocean floor to have tea with the tuna.
[Turns to Barnabas]
Angelique Bouchard : And as for you my love, I killed your mother and father. I cursed your family, my Barnabas. They kept us apart, they couldn't see we're the same. We're meant to be.
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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : Welcome home, Barnabas Collins.
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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : She's a witch!
[points at Angelique]