Dark Shadows (2012)

Gulliver McGrath: David Collins

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Quotes 

• Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : Children, get away from that man!

  David Collins : He said his name was Barnabas Collins.

  Carolyn Stoddard : And I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker.

• David Collins : Carolyn touches herself. She makes noises like a kitten.

  Carolyn Stoddard : [to David]  You little shit!

• [Someone enters the mausoleum where Barnabas is imprisoned] 

  Barnabas Collins : Who's there? Oh, please, I swear on Heaven you will come to no harm! Please! Please! How many decades has it been?

  David Collins : It's been twenty minutes.

  Barnabas Collins : Oh, Master David! However did you find me?

  David Collins : My mommy told me. You must think I'm crazy...

  Barnabas Collins : Master David, I think nothing of the sort!

• David Collins : That's enough. Leave us alone.

  Angelique Bouchard : I think I'll start by killing you, orphan!

  [advances on David] 

  Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : David, run!

  Barnabas Collins : [to Angelique]  Your quarrel is with me!

  Angelique Bouchard : My quarrel is with ALL of you!

• Carolyn Stoddard : [about Barnabas]  He's not staying with us forever, is he?

  David Collins : I like him.

• [Angelique has Barnabas chained up and put inside a coffin, then takes off her underpants and puts them over his face. 20 minutes later, David finds him] 

  David Collins : Uncle Barnabas, why do you have ladies' underwear on your face?

  Barnabas Collins : Never mind that!

• David Collins : Carolyn, look...

  [points at Barnabas's portrait] 

  Barnabas Collins : Ah, yes! Uncanny, is it not? Worth every hour I spent posing.

• Angelique Bouchard : So, what are you going to do to me?

  David Collins : Not me. My mommy.

  [Laura Collins appears] 

• [Barnabas searches for Victoria] 

  David Collins : She's headed for Widow's Hill!