Bliss (2009)
Kristen Wiig: Maggie Mayhem
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Quotes
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Smashley Simpson , Bloody Holly , Maggie Mayhem , Rosa Sparks , Bliss Cavendar : We're number two! We're number two!
Razor : You guys came in second out of two teams.
Smashley Simpson , Bloody Holly , Maggie Mayhem , Rosa Sparks , Bliss Cavendar : Whoo!
Razor : Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic.
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Maggie Mayhem : Ma'am, put down the lip gloss and step away from the mirror.
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Maggie Mayhem : I'm Maggie, Maggie Mayhem.
Bliss Cavendar : I'm Bliss, but I can change that.
Maggie Mayhem : Yeah, you'll have to change that.
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Maggie Mayhem : Just because you've found a new family doesn't mean you throw the old one away.
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Bliss Cavendar : I just wanna tell you all that you're my new heroes.
Maggie Mayhem : It's your first time here?
Bliss Cavendar : Yeah.
Maggie Mayhem : Well, put some skates on, be your own hero.
Bliss Cavendar : The last time I wore skates, they had Barbies on them.
Maggie Mayhem : Hey, you know, none of us knew our ass from an elbow pad when we started.
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Maggie Mayhem : Ooh, jeans shorts.
Razor : Every single day.
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Maggie Mayhem : Looks like you've got some competition.
Iron Maven : Yeah, yeah, wake me when she learns how to throw a hit. Or take one.
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Maggie Mayhem : You can never have too much eyeliner. Or Lash Blast.
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Maggie Mayhem : Safety is sexy.
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Bliss Cavendar : Well, I didn't throw up.
Maggie Mayhem : That'll do. Good thing.
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Maggie Mayhem : You can't understand until you have one. Everything changes.
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Bliss Cavendar : But you're not really like her, though.
Maggie Mayhem : Oh, I'm the cool aunt?
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Maggie Mayhem : Bliss, I know what it's like to wanna do your own thing. Believe me, I do. But maybe there's a way you can do it without making your parents feel like crap?
Bliss Cavendar : What?
Maggie Mayhem : I've just been thinking. I think maybe you're being a little selfish with your mom.
Bliss Cavendar : Okay, no. She's the one who has been shoving her agenda down my throat since day one.
Maggie Mayhem : First of all, you're lucky to have a mom that even cares. And just because she's wrong about derby, doesn't mean she's wrong about every single thing. And if Riley ever lies to me the way you lied to your parents, he wouldn't even be able to run away 'cause I'd break his legs.
