Matthew Goode credited as playing...
Declan
- [from trailer]
- Anna: [as she forces Declan awake] You lying, deceiving, son of a - Get up, get up, get up!
- Declan: Wha-what?
- Anna: Oh? Heads you win, tails I lose.
- Declan: [smirks] Oh, you finally got that did you? Well then, good for you.
- Anna: Up, get up! This is my bed. Liars forfeit.
- [as she sniffs him]
- Anna: And take a shower, you smell.
- Declan: [shakes head] You can see right through the curtain.
- Anna: Can you?... can you?
- Declan: [as he runs to the shower] Okay, liars forfeit, liars forfeit! No peeking!
- Declan: [slams Anna's suitcase on the ground] How does that work?
- Anna: Can you be careful with that, it was a gift from my boyfriend!
- Declan: He bought you a suitcase?
- Anna: It's a Vuitton.
- Declan: What?
- Anna: A Louis Vuitton?
- Declan: Come on. Ah, is it yourself Louis? Can I give you a hand getting into the car Louis? She named her suitcase, she's a crackpot.
- [last lines]
- Anna: Are you sure she's gonna make it?
- Declan: Remember, she's a classic. It's good as new even after some crazy woman tried to push her off the road.
- Anna: I didn't try to push her off the road. I was scrapping cow poo off my shoe, because some rude man didn't help me with the cows.
- Declan: Only because someone was being pig-headed couldn't wait.
- Anna: Shut up.
- Declan: [starts the car] There we are. Right.
- [retrieves map]
- Declan: Where to?
- Anna: [throws the map into the back] Just drive.
- Declan: Alright, Bob...
- [cans and a Just Married sign on the back]
- Anna: Wait a minute. Where's Louie?
- Declan: Louie? He's fine. I strapped him to the roof.
- Anna: You strapped him to the roof? He'll get filthy up there.
- Declan: Don't worry, we'll throw him in wash. He'll be grand.
- Declan: Why don't you stop trying to control everything in the known universe. It's dinner. Have a little faith that it will all work out.
- Declan: Dublin, huh? Let me tell you something about Dublin. Dublin is a city of chances and cheats and back stabbing snakes. It is a city where the worst of humanity collects the poison of their country. I wouldn't advise you to go there.
- Anna: I have other interests besides shopping. I have a life, a job.
- Declan: What do you do then?
- Anna: I stage apartments.
- Declan: Stage apartments, huh? E... what's that?
- Anna: Well, when someone is selling an apartment or home, I bring stuff in and make it look as beautiful as I can.
- Declan: And they get to keep all the stuff when they buy it?
- Anna: No, I take it away. I'm just presenting them with the possibilities. I put a sheen on it.
- Declan: Hang on. So you do a job, yeah?
- Anna: Yeah.
- Declan: They buy the house, yeah?
- Anna: Yeah.
- Declan: And then you come along and you take all the stuff away again.
- Anna: Yeah.
- Declan: You're a con artist.