Légendes vivantes (2013)
Paul Rudd: Brian Fantana
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Quotes
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[At Madison Square Park, Ron runs into Jack Lime and his team]
Ron Burgundy : [shocked] What the hell?
Jack Lime : Well, hello, Ron. You out for a jog?
Ron Burgundy : Jack Lime!
[Parents and children scatter away]
Ron Burgundy : Where's everyone going? Please, I don't have time to talk, okay? I have to be somewhere.
Jack Lime : Well, that's funny. 'Cause I got nowhere to be because you pretty much destroyed my career. Do you realize what it did to me, by making myself call me "Jack Lame"?
[yells]
Jack Lime : It was a living hell!
[panting]
Ron Burgundy : I'm telling you, you have to let me go!
Jack Lime : Oh, don't worry. Four against one. This'll be over fast.
Brian Fantana : Maybe not so fast!
[Champ, Brick, and Brian appear to the rescue]
Ron Burgundy : My news team! Thank God!
Champ Kind : Ain't a day that will be or has been that we don't Ron Burgundy's back.
Jack Lime : Not a problem. When I done with these mutts, I gonna wipe my shoes on the curb.
Brick Tamland : Oh, yeah, Jack Lime? When I'm done with you, my mom's gonna pick me up and take me home.
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Brian Fantana : [referring to Jill and Wendy] I like the way they're put together.
Champ Kind : I like fighting girls.
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : I like to cunt punt cowboys.
Wendy Van Peele, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : You eat pussy?
Jill Janson, Entertainment Tonight Reporter : You're gonna.
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MTV Host : If y'all gonna get down, then Wesley Jackson and the MTV News Crew want in!
Brian Fantana : What's MTV?
Ron Burgundy : I think it's a venereal disease.
MTV Host : The most requested video of the day, a new band called Burgundy Sucking Chestwomb.
