- Eric: Dad, c'mon. I don't ask you for anything. How about this: how about we go get breakfast, we talk over the house situation, maybe we all can chip in for utilities. Huh?
- Jerry Keppler: I'm a little pressed for time, kiddo. We are going to play a quick nine, and then we gotta get back. Cherie has never played before.
- Cherie: I'm so excited!
- Eric: Dad, this is fucking bullshit!
- Jerry Keppler: I'll call you next week. We will do yoga.
- Eric: Hey, Dad. What are you doing here?
- Jerry Keppler: Uh... Hmm... Oh yeah, I own the place.
- Jerry Keppler: Cherie, this is my son, Eric.
- Eric: Hi.
- Cherie: He told me all about you.
- Eric: Yeah.
- Eric: You know, I wish you would have let me know that you were coming out. Maybe we can throw someone down on a couch or something like that.
- Jerry Keppler: Uh, we're not staying. I just came out for the day to do a meet and greet with the brokers.
- Eric: Brokers?
- Jerry Keppler: You got the message, right?
- Eric: I saw that you called.
- Jerry Keppler: I'm putting the house on the market.
- Eric: What? Wait, you're selling our house?
- Jerry Keppler: Yeah, I'm hardly ever out here anymore. It's time to unload.
- Eric: Hey, what about me? I'm always out here. My friends are always out here.
- Jerry Keppler: [Eric's Dad looks at McCrudden, who is passed out on a lawn chair] So make me an offer.
- Marcus: What have you done to your vagina?
- Alison: I shaved it.
- [Marcus has a confused look on his face]
- Marcus: Why?
- Alison: I don't know. Because I thought it would be something different. Sexy.
- Marcus: Women are supposed to have pubic hair, why would I find it sexy? You look like a little girl. I'm not a child molester.
- Eric: Hey guys, quick announcement: I have a real shitty realtor.
- McCrudden: Fire her!
- Eric: And she blew the deal. And the house still hasn't sold.
- [All of Eric's friends cheer in excitement]
- Eric: They're pissed.
- Kelly: They're really mad.
- Eric: Great. Now they're pissed.
- Kelly: They're mad.
- Eric: Wonderful.
- Glenn: Jesus H. Fucking Christ! How come you cock suckers didn't think of this fucking orgy idea 5 fucking years ago? God damn it!
- Father Jake: Uh Glenn, I'm afraid we are going to have to start without your friend.
- Glenn: Oh, he's here.
- Adam: Hi, Rabbi.
- Glenn: Pardon my French.
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