World's Greatest Dad (I) (2009)
Daryl Sabara: Kyle Clayton
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Quotes
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Lance Clayton : What's Andrew doing here?
Kyle : What? Andrew? Don't bother Andrew, alright? He has asthma.
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Kyle : Bruce Hornsby's a fag.
Lance Clayton : He's got kids, Kyle.
Kyle : You have a kid. And you're a fag.
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Claire : So, do you play sports?
Kyle : No, I'm a big spaz like my dad.
Lance Clayton : Well, I was in the dive team in college.
Kyle : Diving's not really a sport; it's falling.
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Lance Clayton : Come on now, Kyle, you must be passionate about something.
Kyle : You wanna know what I like? I like looking at vaginas.
Lance Clayton : Oh.
Kyle : All day long.
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Kyle : Goodnight, whore.
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Lance Clayton : [during his dinner date with Claire] Kyle, who are you texting?
Kyle : Andrew.
Lance Clayton : Well, why don't you give that a break while we're eating, son.
Kyle : No, I can't do that. It's important.
Lance Clayton : [forcingly] Put it away.
