Easy Girl (2010)
Penn Badgley: Woodchuck Todd
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Quotes
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Woodchuck Todd : Screw all these people, Olive!
Olive Penderghast : Haven't you heard? I already did.
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Woodchuck Todd : Hey Olive! You left your glass slipper at the party the other night.
Olive Penderghast : Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. C'est la vie.
Woodchuck Todd : La vie.
Olive Penderghast : Nice! Solid joke.
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Woodchuck Todd : Notoriety, for whatever reason, never seems to benefit the noted, only the 'notees'.
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Woodchuck Todd : [in Woodchuck costume carrying head] Hey Olive.
Olive Penderghast : Oh my God! The illusion is shattered! This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World.
Woodchuck Todd : Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. You're thinking of Disneyland. Disney World is much more liberal.
Olive Penderghast : Oh yeah! I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election.
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Woodchuck Todd : How's it going?
Olive Penderghast : [Struggles for words for a moment] Ah, you know, I'm um... I'm here.
Woodchuck Todd : Can I get you a beer?
Olive Penderghast : That rhymed...
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Olive Penderghast : I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it.
Woodchuck Todd : What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe.
Olive Penderghast : Why now? Why are you all of a sudden into me now?
Woodchuck Todd : I don't know. I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to.
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Olive Penderghast : [about the Cross Your Heart Club] Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot,
Principal Gibbons : [Cut to basketball game, last year] Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS!
[crowd screams]
Woodchuck Todd : WOOO! Blue Devils!
[does a flip and scores a basket]
Woodchuck Todd : Yeah! Wooo!
Marianne : [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers?
Olive Penderghast : Now, thankfully, we're the much less intimidating...
Principal Gibbons : [Cut to game, this year] Give it up for the woodchucks!
[Crowd is silent]
Woodchuck Todd : The woodchucks! Ar-ra-ra!
[pretends to chuck wood]
Woodchuck Todd : Wooo!
Rhiannon : I liked Todd much better when he was topless.
