Minder

I am a fan of the original Minder series and think the Terry and Ray years are both examples of real quality television. I have to confess I watched this re-boot/sequel series out of pure interest.

As with the "Yes, Prime Minister" re-boot, you're given the impression nobody involved in the making of this actually bothered watching the original series. Or if they did, they failed to see the point of it. Shane Richie (who I've always thought was a one-note actor) is completely mis-cast. The script is clearly calling for somebody similar to George Cole's character, but Richie just looks and sounds far too tough. By contrast, his minder is half his size and lacks any of the wit, charm or on-screen presence of Arthur's minders. The scripts are uninvolving and, worse still, lack the quirks which made the original Minder such a unique show. The Minder of old was about surviving in the grubbiest wilds of inner-city London. This, on the other hand, is all fancy office blocks, spotless streets and designer apartments, making it look more like an episode of "House of Cards". Even the appearance of guest stars like Rik Mayall and Meera Syal can't lift this from the level of the decidedly humdrum.