Ned : [to son chatting the on the Internet] You're not talking to people you don't know, are you?
Jonah : Uhh, you mean potential pedophiles?
Ned : Mm-hm.
Jonah : Just ones that live around here.
Ethan : Will everybody at the prom be gay?
Jonah : Yeah. That's why they call it the gay and lesbian prom, moron.
Jonah : I'm not interested in being with someone who's older. I... I just wanna dance with other people who are gay.
Ned : I think I'd rather talk about the smell of pee.
Jeannie : Ned...
Ned : I think he should change, or he can't go.
Jonah : This is what people wear to a dance.
Ned : Why don't you just go in a jock strap?
Jeannie : You're being ridiculous.
Ethan : You can sort of see the outline of your penis in those.
Ned : I don't want you dancing with college kids. Period.
Jonah : What are they gonna do? Rape me?
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