- Borat: The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman.
- Tutar Sagdiyev: I found a new book which only tells the truth. It's called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like, our nation's proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened!
- Judith Dim Evans: I feel obligated to be a good person and to bring good to the world. We owe the dead.
- [In memoriam, Post-credits]
- Borat: Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting.
- Borat: [At a beauty salon with his daughter] I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie.
- Melinda: We can do it
- Borat: [Pointing to his daughter] You want to see the hair?
- Melinda: I would like to see her hair, yes.
- Tutar Sagdiyev: [Lifting up her skirt] Okay.
- Melinda: No, ma'am. Not that hair.
- Borat: I will need my producer, Azamat Bagatov.
- Premier Nazarbayevdx: Impossible.
- Borat: Why?
- Premier Nazarbayevdx: You are sitting on him.
- [Borat finds his sofa covered in human skin]
- PMS Center Employee: [Reading Borat return fax from Kazakhstan] Return immediately to die in excruciating pain. You will be tied to two cows who will face Uzbeks with turnips inserted in their assholes. Uzbeks will be enticed away with money and cows will follow to eat turnips, ripping you apart.
- [first lines]
- Borat: Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this?
- [working in a gulag]
- [Borat meets his teenage daughter for the first time - in a stable]
- Borat: I have a non-male son?
- Tutar Sagdiyev: Daddy?
- Borat: Why are you living like this?
- Tutar Sagdiyev: Because I have no husband to put me in a beautiful wife cage. Unlike that bitch, Lilyat Sakanov!
- Borat: Mm. How old are you?
- Tutar Sagdiyev: Fifteen.
- Borat: FIFTEEN? You're the oldest unmarried woman in all of Kazakhstan.
- Tutar Sagdiyev: I'm so happy that you're back.
- Borat: I'm not. I'm off to US & A.
- Tutar Sagdiyev: Please take me with you!
- Borat: Not possible.
- Tutar Sagdiyev: Please, Daddy!
- Borat: [hands her a piece of onion] Here, have a piece of onion instead.
- Borat: Best of all, I am reinstate as number four journalist in all of Kazakhstan. Who number three?
- Tutar Sagdiyev: [Comes from the leftside] Tutar Sagdiyev.
- Borat: Why not? May the patriarchy go to hell!
- Tutar Sagdiyev: Nice.
- Borat: No, niiiice.
- Tutar Sagdiyev: Don't mansplain to me.
- Borat: [shrugs] Feminist.
- [Borat finds his daughter Tutar in the box reserved for Johnny the Monkey]
- Borat: You ate him?
- Tutar Sagdiyev: No, he ate himself?
- Tutar Sagdiyev: Look there, it's a woman drive a car.
- Borat: That is not a woman, that is Dog the bounty hunter.
- Borat: Thirteen year ago I release movie film which brought great shame to Kazakhstan. But now I was instruct to return to Yankee Land to carry out secret mission.
- Tutar Sagdiyev: Do you drive a car?
- Hillsborough Republican Club Member #1: Yes!
- Hillsborough Republican Club Member #2: Oh Absolutely, more than one!
- Hillsborough Republican Club Member #1: Well, not at the same time.
- Tutar Sagdiyev: What?
- Hillsborough Republican Club Member #3: We drive a car. We own cars.
- [Borat and Tutar are driving to a local hairdresser]
- Tutar Sagdiyev: Can you come with me to the hairdresser?
- Borat: No, what if they recognize me?
- Tutar Sagdiyev: Just disguise yourself as an American.
- [They arrive at the hairdresser and Borat has disguised himself in denim jean and pants with a cowboy hat on]
- Melinda: I'm Melinda.
- Borat: [failing to hide accent] My name John Chevrolet.
- Melinda: Nice to meet you.
- Borat: I want you to make a hotsie out of this notsie.
- Borat: I've got great news! Pence is speaking nearby... we'll gift you today!
- Tutar Sagdiyev: [Washing Clothes in Brackish River] But I am not ready yet.
- Borat: Of course you're ready! You are ready for the golden cage!
- Tutar Sagdiyev: Okay, daddy!
- [after eating a cupcake too fast, Tutar has swallowed the tiny plastic baby and Borat takes her to a doctor - in this case, an anti-abortion crisis pregnancy center]
- Tutar Sagdiyev: I have a baby inside me and I want to take it out of me.
- Borat: [Borat brings daughter to pregnancy center after she swallows toy baby cupcake toping] She want it out now please, can you take it out?
- Pastor Jonathan Bright: No we can not, that life will die
- Borat: It already dead, it not living
- Pastor Jonathan Bright: no it is living, right now
- Borat: No it's this big
- [Borat using fingers to show size of toy]
- Pastor Jonathan Bright: It has a heartbeat, right now...
- Borat: n... I don't think so...
- Tutar Sagdiyev: [abortion scene con't. Borat brings his daughter to pregnancy clinic after she swallows cupcake toping baby toy] And it will hurt my A-hole
- Pastor Jonathan Bright: mmhmm mhhmm
- Borat: if it come out, yes, because, the arm, like this
- [makes a gesture with his hands spread out]