- Cappuccino henchman: [Points his gun at Killer Bean while Killer Bean does the same] Looks like what we've got here is a stand-off.
- Killer Bean: [Shoots him] Not really.
- Cappuccino henchman 1: [Talking on his cell phone to Vagan] We're being attacked. I think it's Killer Bean.
- Cappuccino henchman 2: How do you know?
- Cappuccino henchman 1: Well... he's killing everyone.
- Killer Bean: [Walking out of the bathroom after taking a long time] Sorry, it was a double-flusher.
- Bar owner: But you only flushed once.
- Killer Bean: [shrugs]
- Cappuccino henchman 1: Lunatics aren't the problem. The real problem is the guns. What this country needs is some serious gun control. I mean we need to take away all the guns. All of 'em. Just get rid of 'em. But not my gun."
- Restaurant manager: [Restaurant manager turns toward the kitchen and yells to the chef, attempting to provoke him into anger against a patron, Jet Bean] He say your food taste like asscrack.