La famille Pickler (I) (2011)

Jennifer Garner: Laura Pickler

Photos 

Quotes 

• Brooke Swinkowski : Listen, would you prefer it if I didn't enter this whole butter contest thing?

  Laura Pickler : Absolutely.

  Brooke Swinkowski : Excellent.

  [signs up] 

  Brooke Swinkowski : It's on, cunt!

  Carol Ann : I haven't heard that word since my dad died.

• Laura Pickler : I plan on proudly bearing his children.

  Brooke Swinkowski : So, you want a cookie 'cause you're going to get pregnant? I get pregnant, like, once a month!

• Laura Pickler : You're sleeping on the couch tonight.

  Bob : I sleep on the couch *every* night.

• Laura Pickler : How dare you bring Oprah into this?

• [first lines] 

  Laura Pickler : I believe in America. I believe we are the best. I believe we're number one. And I won't apologize for that. My husband and I are survivors. We fought tooth and nail to get where we are today. How? The old-fashioned way, hard work, and a can-do attitude. And here in the great State of Iowa, no less, where all great battles begin. My name is Laura Dean Pickler, and this is the cut-throat story of greed, blackmail, sex, and butter.

• Laura Pickler : [in photo op with Down syndrome children]  I've always said that your people are the small flashlights that help the dark world find its lost car keys.

  Little Girl : What?

• Laura Pickler : And Camp Butter... it doesn't just organize itself!