- Coach James Lazor: Seventy-two hours till the national goddamn title game, and I got to parade around in this dog-and-pony show.
- Richard Everly: Emmett fucking-us-sideways Sunday leaks my Nike contract. Now every New York City Zig-Zag's is asking me where $30 million a year goes.
- Katherine Poe: Where does it go?
- Richard Everly: How the hell I know!
- Coach Dunn: It's just me.
- [knocking on hotel door]
- LeMarcus James: Coach?
- Coach Dunn: You two are really hard to find. It's easier to find bigfoot than to find both of you.