- [Lea is being called out by her friends for dating an older man]
- Jared: You don't have to answer that, Lea. We all know what you've been up to.
- [Lea sits in silent disbelief]
- Jared: Oh, come on. Don't gimme that confused look. We all know that you've been hanging out with the geriatric.
- Amber: Jared, you asshole.
- [to Lea]
- Amber: Lea, I didn't mean to say anything. And they said that they would never repeat it. I promise, I'm sorry.
- Darren: Lea, the man is a pervert.
- Lea: No, he's not.
- Jared: He's a pedophile.
- [Lea is clearly upset]
- Patrick: I don't blame him. I mean, we all know younger girls feel different.
- Amber: Ew, Patrick.
- [guys laugh]
- Jared: You don't know what you're talking about.
- Patrick: Yes, I do. I literally fucked that older lady.
- [Lea gets increasingly annoyed at the graphic details]
- Patrick: She was like in her forties, but she actually was kind of hot, to be honest.
- Amber: Disgusting, Patrick.
- Darren: No, you didn't.
- Patrick: Yes I did.
- Darren: No, you didn't.
- Patrick: On that trip with my family to Mexico I told you about. I swear to God, bro. I'm not kidding, older women, they feel different. It's like, not as good. I think it like, it like... stretches out over time or something.
- Jared: I'm too high for this.
- Patrick: I'm just saying like, this guy's lucky.
- Tom: My dad didn't want a family, either.
- Lea: Oh he has a family, it's just not me. His wife wanted it that way.
- Tom: I'm sorry to hear that.
- Lea: It's ok.
- Tom: And what about your mom? Is she wondering where you are?
- Lea: No.
- Tom: No? Oh, man.
- Lea: Well, that's not actually true. She gets really clingy with me when she's single and then sometimes she asks me where I am.
- Tom: Is she single now?
- Lea: I can't keep track anymore.
- Tom: [pauses] Some people just have no business having kids, and they do anyway.
- Lea: [to her mother] I know I'll always come second.
- Sandra: You're my daughter! Of course you come first.
- Lea: Are you fucking kidding?
- [chuckles to herself]
- Lea: Some people have no business having kids.
- Sandra: [incredulous] Excuse me?
- Lea: I said that some people have no business having kids.
- [Sandra is stunned and hurt]
- Pizza Waitress: [quietly to Lea] There's a phone in the back. I can make a call for you. He does not have to know.
- Lea: [confused] Doesn't have to know what?
- Pizza Waitress: You can tell me.
- Lea: Tell you what?
- Pizza Waitress: Look, it's just he comes in here with girls.
- Lea: I don't know what you're talking about. He's my boyfriend.
- [waitress is deeply troubled]