- Emelia: You haven't lived a bloody day since, have you. I mean what else have you achieved in the last 20 years? I've read your other work, and it sure ain't Tolstoy. Unless it's the sequel: "Bore and Cease".
- Emelia: So, tell me about the cliff house. I want to know everything.
- Jonathan: Mm. There's not much to tell. I came over here to go to Cambridge. Saw a beautiful young actress in a touring play, and whisked her away to the cliff house. Just for the weekend. Really just ignorance at 22. Struck gold. And now it hangs around my neck, drawn to me with its excess.
- Emelia: Yeah... I meant the house. Like the actual building. Is it Victorian?
- Joa: [laughing uncontrollably]
- Emelia: [in college cafeteria] I have never seen so many ugly men in all my life. I mean look at them, they're trying to wear their brains on the outside.
- [last lines]
- Emelia: Hi. Um, can I get this printed and bound?
- Copy Shop Attendant: Yeah, no problem. Just take a seat.