American Pie 4 (2012)
Seann William Scott: Stifler
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Quotes
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Kevin : [24:00] Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
Finch : Not us, our generation, we were more mature.
Steve Stifler : Check it out vagina shark.
[goes under water, girls scream]
Finch : I take that back.
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Steve Stifler : [after punching Dr. Ron out] I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron.
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[repeated line]
Steve Stifler : Oh, Finch's mom!
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Steve Stifler : Fuck yeah, Mr. Levenstein!
Jim's Dad : [Drunk] The name's Noah, motherfucker!
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AJ : Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.
Steve Stifler : I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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Jim's Dad : It is so great to see all you kids back in town. And what a terrific soiree are you throwing here tonight. Just wonderful.
Steve Stifler : You know what? I'm gonna get you fucked up.
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Steve Stifler : [7:18] Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!
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Finch : How is your mother, Stifler?
Steve Stifler : You stay away from my mom, shitbricks!
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Kevin : [30:18] Stifler! Are you crazy? Jesus, Stifler! What happened to just stealing their beer?
Steve Stifler : I know! This is so much better, right?
Kevin : You destroyed their Jet Skis
Steve Stifler : They splashed us, so...
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Sherman : [Talking about his divorce] At least I got to keep little Furlong.
Steve Stifler : You named your kid after Eddie Furlong?
Sherman : Yes I did. You know why? Because Terminator 2 is still the greatest film ever made.
Steve Stifler : Dude, you need to get banged bad.
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Steve Stifler : [Whispering as he drops his shorts and sits on some high school students' cooler] I'm shitting in their cooler.
Jim Levenstein : [Gagging] I'm going to throw up.
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[Finch's Mom and Stifler are having sex]
Steve Stifler : Oh, take those off!
Rachel - Finch's Mom : We shouldn't be doing this.
Steve Stifler : Yes, we should!
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Oh, Stifler!
Steve Stifler : Oh, Finch's Mom!
Steve Stifler : Call me the Stifmeister!
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Yeah, you are the Stifmeister!
Steve Stifler : Oh, Finch's Mom!
Steve Stifler : Tell me I'm the best!
Rachel - Finch's Mom : You are the best!
Steve Stifler : Oh, Finch's Mom!
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Yes! Yes!
Steve Stifler : Oh, your son's such a dork!
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Stop talking about him!
[Finch's Mom screams]
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Steve Stifler : Choir Chick! Whoa!
Heather : [Sarcastically] Nice to see you too, Stifler.
Steve Stifler : Who's this douche?
Dr. Ron : I'm her boyfriend.
Steve Stifler : So, you two are banging, and you two used to bang. This must be awkward for all of you.
Oz : It is now.
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Steve Stifler : Hey, Shitbruck, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight, think of Kevin.
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[from trailer]
Steve Stifler : Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.
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Rachel - Finch's Mom : Excuse me.
Steve Stifler : Hi.
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Hi.
Rachel - Finch's Mom : I'm looking for Paul Finch. Have you seen him anywhere?
Steve Stifler : What do you want with Finch?
Rachel - Finch's Mom : I'm here to pick him up. I'm his mom.
Steve Stifler : [Stifler looks excited] Finch has a mom?
Steve Stifler : I mean, you're Finch's mom?
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Yeah, are you a friend of his?
Steve Stifler : Oh, yeah. Paul is like my best friend. I love him so much. More now than ever before. In fact, I can't believe we haven't met. I'm Steve Stifler.
[Rachel and Stifler shake hands, then Stifler kisses Rachel's hand]
Rachel - Finch's Mom : I'm Rachel.
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Rachel - Finch's Mom : You know, when I was in high school, I dated a lacrosse player. In fact, I dated a few of them.
Steve Stifler : You don't say.
Rachel - Finch's Mom : I always wanted Paul to be more into sports. But, he was just never that interested.
Steve Stifler : You don't have to sugarcoat it. Finch was a klutz.
Rachel - Finch's Mom : [Rachel laughs] Yeah, I guess he was, but he did not get that from me. I was head cheerleader.
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[Jessica announces to Kevin she is a lesbian now, then Stifler appears in the conversation]
Steve Stifler : Lesbians?
[Stifler laughs]
Steve Stifler : I knew it. Why don't you guys make out a prove it?
Ingrid : You must be Stifler.
[Ingrid and Stifler shake hands]
Ingrid : Heard a lot about you, mostly negative.
[Stifler's hand hurts from shaking Ingrid's hand]
Steve Stifler : Ouch.
Steve Stifler : Cool, dude. What the fuck?
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Rachel - Finch's Mom : [1:41:24] If there's anything I learned from lacrosse players, it's that I like to handle a stick and cradle those balls.
Steve Stifler : [Excitedly] I love you.
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Are you ready for me, Stifler?
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Steve Stifler : [17:37] What the fuck are you fuckers doing here?
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Finch : [32:07] Stifler, do you know where you're going?
Steve Stifler : I know this place like the back of my cock.
